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Scientists grow penises
« on: October 06, 2014, 12:35:34 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2782050/The-penises-grown-lab-Scientists-say-organs-tested-humans-five-years.html

Dr Richard Head, paging Dr Richard Head, please pick up extension number one...   ::hysterical::

"The organs would be used to help men who have suffered a serious injury to the region, had surgery for cancer or are suffering from a congenital abnormality."

Uhh huh...

I'll bet dollars to doughnuts the addadicktome crowd muscles in on this market!

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Re: Scientists grow penises
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2014, 12:44:52 PM »
I didn't realize it took a scientist to grow a penis. I always thought it was a more spontaneous reaction...

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2014, 01:41:07 PM »
Well....The story read they have already grown a vagina so I guess the next logical step is to grow a penis. Too bad they couldn't spend their collective time growing spines.
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2014, 02:08:09 PM »
Well....The story read they have already grown a vagina so I guess the next logical step is to grow a penis. Too bad they couldn't spend their collective time growing spines.

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2014, 05:47:02 PM »
Now if they could grow a set of balls and transplant them on Republicans

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2014, 06:49:47 PM »
Now if they could grow a set of balls and transplant them on Republicans

Crap. You beat me to it.
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2014, 09:08:11 PM »
Sorry, AlanS.
But, I guess great minds think alike

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2014, 06:50:20 AM »
Now if they could grow a set of balls and transplant them on Republicans

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2014, 10:21:50 PM »
Silly scientists.......order one on Amazon.
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