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Offline Libertas

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What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:11:30 AM »
Apparently, quite a lot...

When asked about “The Hunger Games” actress’ crush on him, David responded, “Smart kid. It's a shame that I'm about 40 years older than she is.”
 
Remnick then read the rest of Lawrence's declaration of love: “I worship Woody Allen, but I don't feel it below the belt the way I do for Larry David.”

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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2014, 09:38:13 AM »
Daddy issues.
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2014, 11:06:35 AM »
I'd say the real question is, "What's wrong with Larry David?"
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2014, 11:11:05 AM »
The question for me: Who are Jennifer Lawrence and Larry David?
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2014, 11:11:45 AM »
There's enough issues with these infotainment clowns to go around...

I give Larry a little credit, he didn't go Woody (snort!) on Jennifer...   

Alan, DADT.  ;D
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2014, 11:24:52 AM »
Larry David is the co-creator of Seinfeld, and also the main semi-autobiographical character on Curb Your Enthusiasm.  It's a funny show that uses uncomfortable social situations and coincidences as regular fodder for its comedy.  Sometimes the situations are so uncomfortable you almost feel a sense of embarrassment merely by watching it transpire.  It's always hilarious though.
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2014, 12:19:49 PM »
What's wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?

Not much that I can tell by looking at her.

If she needs a daddy figure, I'll volunteer.

I'm willng to make the sacrifice for the poor girl

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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2014, 01:12:05 PM »
Dirty old man! 

Oh crap, says the pot to the kettle...

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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2014, 01:37:20 PM »
Quote from: AmericanPatriot on October 13, 2014, 12:19:49 PM
What's wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?

Not much that I can tell by looking at her.

If she needs a daddy figure, I'll volunteer.

I'm willng to make the sacrifice for the poor girl

 :supercool:


Physically, there is nothing wrong with her....But I wouldn't touch that emotional mess, even with the test tube penises scientists seem to need to grow.
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2014, 02:17:22 PM »
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2014, 02:27:26 PM »
Idunno Don. I've seen her interviewed on several of the late-night offerings, and she seems alright. Her dingbat act is just that - an act - and you can get glimpses of it in how she handles herself aside from that. She's smart, funny, ascerbic, self-depracating in a humble way, has good comedic timing, and doesn't take herself too seriously. She likes to get tipsy at public events, but so far she hasn't allowed it to be anything worse than a girl having fun.

She has the vice of having posted nude pics online for hackers to find. So that is a failure of morality and common sense. But aside from that, you leave my J-Law alone!!!

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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2014, 02:40:34 PM »
I heard somewhere...radio maybe, so consider the source...she was a bit of a wild child, likes to party etc...not a crime, Lord knows I've had my own fun, sure, most of it a long time ago when I was younger and my face scared women folk less than it does now...

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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2014, 05:43:12 PM »
Since I've already earned the dirty old man award for the day, here's Kate Upton's rookie year.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/10/13/see-kate-uptons-sexiest-outtakes-from-her-rookie-year-video/?advD=1248,57319

She has a little more meat on her bones.
I would go out with Jennifer Lawrence in a pinch, though
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2014, 06:22:11 AM »
Quote from: AmericanPatriot on October 13, 2014, 05:43:12 PM
Since I've already earned the dirty old man award for the day, here's Kate Upton's rookie year.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/10/13/see-kate-uptons-sexiest-outtakes-from-her-rookie-year-video/?advD=1248,57319

She has a little more meat on her bones.
I would go out with Jennifer Lawrence in a pinch, though

Sirens!  Lure me to my death they would!

Somehow I don't see going out with a smile on my face being the most likely scenario...

Still...
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2014, 08:58:39 AM »
I had never seen Hunger Games.
I DVRed it the other night and watched some last night
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2014, 09:24:16 AM »
Quote from: AmericanPatriot on October 14, 2014, 08:58:39 AM
I had never seen Hunger Games.
I DVRed it the other night and watched some last night

And?

I've never seen it, either.
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2014, 10:21:06 AM »
Quote from: AmericanPatriot on October 14, 2014, 08:58:39 AM
I had never seen Hunger Games.
I DVRed it the other night and watched some last night

I rolled my eyes at the concept and plot when I first heard about the films, but I have to say I was impressed. They effectively suspended my disbelief.
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2014, 10:33:55 AM »
I haven't finished yet, IDP.
Only got into the first 1/2 hour or so

It seems interesting so far
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2014, 10:13:37 PM »
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Re: What is wrong with Jennifer Lawrence?
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2014, 11:28:48 PM »
Quote from: AmericanPatriot on October 13, 2014, 05:43:12 PM
Since I've already earned the dirty old man award for the day, here's Kate Upton's rookie year.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/10/13/see-kate-uptons-sexiest-outtakes-from-her-rookie-year-video/?advD=1248,57319

She has a little more meat on her bones.
I would go out with Jennifer Lawrence in a pinch, though

I actually made it down to the comments....some were funny.
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