Californicated!

"Haven't heard from him in a while" Yeah, skippy...don't ask "why?". Duh!
"Ghetto fabulous"? Was that clown Asian? Double WTF?! He gets two O'Bongo's for that effort!

"Confused!" Now that idiot is confused? Dude, I think you fricken hatched confused!!!

Hats for everybody!!!!

Good luck this crowd finding an open corner!!!

Just take the hat and go!!!