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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2011, 09:27:18 PM »
Watch it live. No one knows what it's about.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2011, 09:27:50 PM »
Can't be good. He's the laziest ass president in history and doesn't work late for just any old reason.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2011, 09:28:14 PM »
My son said that the security level at his base just got raised.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 09:29:05 PM »
Geraldo (ugh) is covering this on FNC.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2011, 09:29:19 PM »
The "c" team.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2011, 09:29:39 PM »
He is acting like he's getting ready to open Capone's vault.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2011, 09:30:01 PM »
Could be Libya. Who knows?
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2011, 09:31:04 PM »
To be a fifteen minute address.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2011, 09:31:55 PM »
Any second now.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2011, 09:36:38 PM »
To be from the East Room.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2011, 09:37:39 PM »
There isn't any other news of attack or war out there so it can't be that bad.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2011, 09:39:49 PM »
Are you listening to Heraldo. I could just slap his ass.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2011, 09:40:43 PM »
Geraldo is going nuts with all kinds of wild ass theories. Thinks maybe Bin Laden is dead or something. That wouldn't explain military bases raising their security levels.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2011, 09:40:59 PM »
They are claiming bin Laden is dead.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2011, 09:41:05 PM »
Bin Laden dead!!!!!!!!
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2011, 09:41:53 PM »
Geraldo is having an orgasm.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2011, 09:42:10 PM »
Says it's the greatest night of his career.
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2011, 09:43:35 PM »
I still don't know why this warrants a late night address. I mean, glad he's dead and all but unless Toonces himself pulled the trigger...
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Re: Toonces Makes Late Night National Address
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2011, 09:44:27 PM »
So I guess we can disband the Department of Homeland Security, right?
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