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Offline IronDioPriest

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Headline of the Day
« on: May 10, 2011, 02:03:11 PM »
Oh man, not again?!?!?  ::whatgives::
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Re: Headline of the Day
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 02:08:57 PM »
What's another nut on the loose?

How come he's not in the booby-hatch already?  Answer:  just waiting until he progresses to slashing other things.  "Civil rights" you know.
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Re: Headline of the Day
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 02:36:17 PM »
And his name is Bjerkness? Sounds like he should've just stuck to good old fashioned Bjerking.  ::laughonfloor::
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Re: Headline of the Day
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2011, 03:07:45 PM »
Hundred bucks says he is registered Democrat and voted for Obama.
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Re: Headline of the Day
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2011, 03:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Glock32 on May 10, 2011, 02:36:17 PM
And his name is Bjerkness? Sounds like he should've just stuck to good old fashioned Bjerking.  ::laughonfloor::

"Sir, why are you slashing balls again?"

"I've got the Bjerkness Your Honor. I can't help it - I must Bjerk."
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Re: Headline of the Day
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2011, 04:01:14 PM »
When I first read the headline , I thought ..." Holy SH*T ! They turned the guy lose after the first time ?"

Anyone read this classified ad ?

WANTED : MOHEL TRAINEE , 50 SKINS PER WEEK AND A CHANCE TO GET AHEAD .
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Re: Headline of the Day
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2011, 04:36:31 PM »
I wonder if they'll let Bjerking off?
Maybe he's disabled with poor eyesight
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Re: Headline of the Day
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 07:37:25 AM »
Geez, why do these weirdos have to live in my state?!

Heh, Duluth, Libiot city, weirdo...well OK I guess that fits.

They outta put this clown in a straight-jacket and throw him in a room filled with bouncy-balls and leave him in there until he can control his Bjerking!

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Re: Headline of the Day
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 11:41:59 AM »
Quote from: AmericanPatriot on May 10, 2011, 04:36:31 PM
I wonder if they'll let Bjerking off?
Maybe he's disabled with poor eyesight

He wears glasses, so he must have stopped somewhere down the line or he'd be blind.
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