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Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« on: May 17, 2011, 07:53:06 AM »
I don't get it.  What else does a guy have to do to establish cred in the Kennedy clan than being a philanderer?  The love child is just a product of the Kennedy-like behavior...what's got Maria so bent out of shape over?!  This is normal, is it not?  Maybe Arnold should drink a lot more.  Switch parties and run for Senate...

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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 08:22:49 AM »
I didn't think you could even catch "Kennedy". Is there a shot one could get to protect one self?
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 08:25:12 AM »
Interesting.  The philadering she could put up with, it appears; a child - and ten years old already -- with another woman is a bridge too far.
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2011, 08:46:11 AM »
Good observation, maybe if Arnold and his companion had aborted the love child, she would have stuck with him...but with that little reminder about poor Maria can't live with it.  I guess for the child Arnold made the right choice.  If it was the child or Maria I guess I'd let Maria go too!
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 09:41:51 AM »
Good observation, maybe if Arnold and his companion had aborted the love child, she would have stuck with him...but with that little reminder about poor Maria can't live with it.  I guess for the child Arnold made the right choice.  If it was the child or Maria I guess I'd let Maria go too!

 And she knows that based on the choice he made to have the child. If the child was aborted it would have been proof that he loved her. Sick!!
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2011, 09:56:16 AM »
Good observation, maybe if Arnold and his companion had aborted the love child, she would have stuck with him...but with that little reminder about poor Maria can't live with it.  I guess for the child Arnold made the right choice.  If it was the child or Maria I guess I'd let Maria go too!

 And she knows that based on the choice he made to have the child. If the child was aborted it would have been proof that he loved her. Sick!!

Yup.  Sick.
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 12:29:51 PM »
Lots of pictures of Arnold's mistress temptress baby momma at this UK site.

(music fades in in the background: Paul Anka crooning, "She's having my baby...")

She's totally hot. I can completely understand why he would shack up with her rather than that nasty bitch Maria. Woo hoo! Smokin' hot, baby. Even her name is hot, hot, hot. Mildred. That's just dripping with eroticism.



Seriously, who wouldn't want some of this action?



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BTW, after 10 years who squealed about this and why? I have to assume that Mildred has some part in it since there is a butt load of pics available. Or maybe they were taken off of Facebook. Still, someone talked. A lot.
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 01:04:42 PM »
After seeing those pictures I think Arnold would screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a dead snake in it .

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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 01:14:11 PM »
Any pork in a storm?
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 01:41:38 PM »
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 02:34:08 PM »
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2011, 12:18:06 AM »
Any pork in a storm?

Hey, that's good. Damn good.
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2011, 12:23:41 AM »
Any pork in a storm?

Hey, that's good. Damn good.

Thank ya; thank ya ver' much.
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2011, 05:09:06 PM »
Like Tiger Woods, sooner or later he is going to have to stand before the press and answer questions about this. I would rather be Mel Gibson and face a press conference.
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2011, 05:50:23 PM »
It's a total WTF moment. He's a famous action film superstar, with millions of dollars, and for his side-squeeze he goes for the lady who looks like she drives the Gut Truck that sells tamales to construction site day laborers? I mean, adultery is immoral and wrong on that count, but it's particularly perplexing in cases like this. And for 10 years?

I guess it's not without precedent. Remember Hugh Grant? He had Elizabeth Hurley...and ends up getting caught in a car with some hood rat streetwalker? And this was prime late-20s/early-30s Elizabeth Hurley too. If I had been engaged to Elizabeth Hurley, my only notoriety today would be my starring role in one of those reality shows about a couple with 20 kids.  ::pimp::
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2011, 06:07:51 PM »
It's a total WTF moment. He's a famous action film superstar, with millions of dollars, and for his side-squeeze he goes for the lady who looks like she drives the Gut Truck that sells tamales to construction site day laborers? I mean, adultery is immoral and wrong on that count, but it's particularly perplexing in cases like this. And for 10 years?

Which proves even Arnold knows beauty is only skin deep and when you long for someone who can meet your emotional needs looks don't matter.

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I guess it's not without precedent. Remember Hugh Grant? He had Elizabeth Hurley...and ends up getting caught in a car with some hood rat streetwalker? And this was prime late-20s/early-30s Elizabeth Hurley too. If I had been engaged to Elizabeth Hurley, my only notoriety today would be my starring role in one of those reality shows about a couple with 20 kids.  ::pimp::

quick Hugh Grant story--

A friend of the family, age 20 at the time, spent last summer studying in London. She went to a pub one night and Grant approached her. His pick up line? Hi, I'm Hugh Grant.

She had no idea who he was. hehehe  She thought the name sounded familiar so she texted us to ask.  We had a rolling good time with that!


I'm pretty sure the fact that he was 50 had something to do with her lack of interest.

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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2011, 06:17:23 PM »

Some gossipers said that the wife and the media have known about this for 10 yrs.  TMZ on Fox, IRRC.


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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2011, 12:27:44 AM »
It's a total WTF moment. He's a famous action film superstar, with millions of dollars, and for his side-squeeze he goes for the lady who looks like she drives the Gut Truck that sells tamales to construction site day laborers? I mean, adultery is immoral and wrong on that count, but it's particularly perplexing in cases like this. And for 10 years?

Which proves even Arnold knows beauty is only skin deep and when you long for someone who can meet your emotional needs looks don't matter.


I wouldn't assume that this proves Arnold knows that at all.

You could make a much better case that Arnold has the morals of an alley cat and will apparently boink anything female with two legs if it's convenient and doesn't put up much of a struggle.

Now granted, I am having some fun at his expense with regard to his lack of taste in floozies. But what really annoys me is his violation of his marital vows. What can I say? I just don't have too much respect for someone who cheats on his wife. You wanna play the field? Fine. Stay single or get divorced and have at it. Do the full Charlie Sheen and make a total spectacle of yourself. But don't portray yourself as an upstanding monogamist and a leader of the community while you are playing hide the sausage with anyone and everyone who will drop and spread 'em. I personally have little to no patience for this form of immoral idiocy. It's obnoxiously hypocritical.

So, no, it wouldn't matter to me if he shacked up with Elle Macpherson or Sandra Bernhard because although I don't think he cares much (obviously) about the physical attractiveness (or lack thereof) of his conquests I will not give him the benefit of the doubt over his "emotional needs." I will instead assume that he is just a big stupid dick with a belief that he can pork whomever he likes whenever he likes because he can. Which kind of brings it all back to the basic moral common sense that normal people seem to be able to handle every day of their lives: Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do something. Or, my favorite...Morality is all about how you behave when you know that no one can see you.
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2011, 07:34:08 PM »
And now the story has entered its final stage: South Park weighs in.
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Re: Arnold & Maria and the illegitimate love child
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2011, 07:54:23 PM »
Definitely scary. Obviously a double bagger ::puke::
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