Iowa. New Hampshire.
These people are nucking futs...why do we elevate their insanity? For the demofascists they always pick the most batshyt crazy hardcore socialist moron and for the GOP they always side with the most boring establishment tool.
A smart candidate would bypass these early morons for richer prizes.
A pervy old groper with a addled brain who is terminally prone to talking out his ass, a batshyt crazy old socialist with big homes fast cars and desire to destroy everything he touches, a compulsive liar with 1/2024th the sense God gave the common dog, an angry Puerto Rican with lots of axes to grind who got her start in politics by dropping to her knees, a stoner flim-flam beta boy, a bald angry he-pussy vegan and a completely irrelevant moron with a Hillary-temper.
Anybody voting for any one of those would be doing the nation a favor by OD-ing on Tide pods.