He could start an online dating service.
It could be like eHarmony. Except he could call it eWeiner. He could do the television ads himself just like the eHarmony guy does..."Hi, I'm Anthony Weiner, founder of eWeiner."
Then the announcer guy does the voice over while they show pics of guys working the keyboard and mouse:
"Dr. Weiner (he's not really a
doctor, doctor) is a former member of congress and has many years of experience with Facebook, Twitter, sexting and sending out unsolicited pictures of his genitalia. During all these countless hours of sweaty work at the computer terminal speaking with perhaps thousands of underage girls, Dr. Weiner observed a set of characteristics that seemed to be present in all gullible young women. He called them the 29 Dimensions of Vulnerability. After extensive research involving thousands of online communications, Dr. Weiner confirmed that these dimensions were indeed highly predictive of exploitational success and could be used to enhance the ego of sexually frustrated men. Ten years later, eWeiner's under-age female vulnerability matching is responsible for nearly 5% of all U.S. therapy sessions and inpatient mental treatment. We at eWeiner look forward to assisting you with your own adventures in online stalking and exploitation."
There's money to be made here.