Author Topic: LA Times OpEd: O'Bama Is So Smart His Mouth Just Can't Keep Up With His Brain  (Read 660 times)

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Offline trapeze

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Really. This is the new theory. GWB was just plain stupid but O'Bama is just several orders of magnitude smarter than mere mortals and his mouth just can't keep up. It's probably the cracker blood running through his veins that makes his mouth inferior to the task of syncing with his brain. Sure. That has to be it.


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But consider this: It's not that Obama can't speak clearly. It's that he employs the intellectual stammer. Not to be confused with a stutter, which the president decidedly does not have, the intellectual stammer signals a brain that is moving so fast that the mouth can't keep up. The stammer is commonly found among university professors, characters in Woody Allen movies and public thinkers of the sort that might appear on C-SPAN but not CNN. If you're a member or a fan of that subset, chances are the president's stammer doesn't bother you; in fact, you might even love him for it (he sounds just like your grad school roommate, especially when he drank too much Scotch and attempted to expound on the Hegelian dialectic!).

Are their medals for this kind of mental gymnastics?
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Medals?  They'd first need "chests" to pin them on. 

"Men without chests", C.S. Lewis -- applies to their females as well.

They're UNsane.
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They get all moist and lose any connection with dignity. Crease in the pants. Thrill up the leg. Boyish grin. Now this. It is quite a thing to behold.
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Here is another theory:

He is so used to reading from a telepromptr, when he has to speak off the cuff he panics.

And wets hisself.
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How many times has this illustrious speaker had to come back a day later to restate his remarks because everybody misunderstand what he meant?

And this after he always starts off by saying "let me be clear.......".

You can put this in the bank, everytime he starts off by saying 'let me be clear.....', he will mess up and have to come back on another day to clarify what he really meant.  ::evil::
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O'Bama Is So Smart His Mouth Just Can't Keep Up With His Brain


Nah, he's just that stupid
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I don't doubt that his mouth can't keep up, but it ain't 'cuz he's too smart!

Hell, if that were the metric of intelligence, I'd be a genius!
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