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Jimmuh checking out?
« on: November 12, 2019, 12:09:45 PM »
Prepare to move this to the departed thread.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/437304-breaking-jimmy-carter-just-had-emergency-brain-surgery/

Seems pointless to me...pretty sure nothing in that cavity resembling a functioning brain...

See what being dumb gets you?  You give away a valuable canal, you trash an economy, you launch a half-assed operation that left 8 dead in Tabas, Iran and expose hostages to more maltreatment...you yammer about lust in your heart and malaise in your head...



...and get your ass seriously kicked!
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Re: Jimmuh checking out?
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2019, 03:14:42 PM »
It couldn't have been much of a surgery....

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Re: Jimmuh checking out?
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2019, 08:14:25 PM »
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on November 12, 2019, 03:14:42 PM
It couldn't have been much of a surgery....

 ::rimshot::

A guy goes to a brain surgeon to inquire about a brain transplant. The surgeon hands him his business card & tells him to turn it over. On the flip side he reads the following:

BRAINS:
  • NFL Players brains - $5,000/oz.
  • Lawyer’s brains - $7,500/oz.
  • Plumber’s brains - $15,000/oz
  • Democrat Ex-President brains - $50,000/oz.

Doc asks: “What’ll it be?“
Dude says: “Probably the Plumber category — but why are the Democrat POTUS brains so much?”
Doc: “Are you kidding me — do you know how many Democrat presidents we have to sort through to find an ounce of brains??”
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Re: Jimmuh checking out?
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2019, 08:24:46 PM »
  He was harmless enough when out of office he was just stupid in office.  Dumb as a stump but did a lot of good for a lot of people I think trying to make up for his incompetence in office.
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