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Offline trapeze

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Aw: Octogenarian Porn Pimp Publicly Humiliated
« on: June 15, 2011, 08:40:28 AM »
Sucks when your slutty bimbo fiance screws you over in public:

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Looks like the new Playboy magazine could be a collector's item.

Here's why.

Crystal Harris left her octogenarian fiance Hugh Hefner on Tuesday, five days before their wedding.

Unfortunately, magazines have a pretty long lead time, so the July Playboy, which was to hit newsstands the weekend of their wedding, is already in the trucks.

It's coverline, according to the New York Post?

America's Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.

Oops.

Not only that, the Lifetime cable network was set to film the wedding for a TV special that has now been scuttled. But there, Hefner may have come out ahead, because the New York Post also reports that Harris was going to leave Hefner at the altar, as the cameras were running, in order to get a big payday when she sold her story to the tabloids.

The report said she was looking for a $500,000 check, but wasn't having any luck.


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They said that it was true love and would last forever.

Pity.

Nevertheless, it beats being Anthony Weiner. But what doesn't?
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Re: Aw: Octogenarian Porn Pimp Publicly Humiliated
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 09:14:02 AM »
With this story and  the rapist dying just need a third---ah, weiner resigns?  Then we could call it a day.
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Re: Aw: Octogenarian Porn Pimp Publicly Humiliated
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 09:39:55 AM »
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We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: Aw: Octogenarian Porn Pimp Publicly Humiliated
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 01:13:33 PM »
Every time I see the disgusting display of that fossilized pervert in a robe surrounded by girls young enough to be his great-granddaughters, I have to think "Now there's a bunch of girls making daddy proud! /s"

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