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Re: U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2011, 08:54:52 PM »
"U.S. Airways Allows ObamaVoter® in Underwear to Fly"

FIFY
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Re: U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2011, 09:00:42 PM »
"U.S. Airways Allows ObamaVoter® in Underwear to Fly"

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Re: U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 09:05:07 PM »
It's probably that he was in womens' underwear that made them let him on. Otherwise, there'd be the predictable outrage from the GLBT industry or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.
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Re: U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 09:45:07 PM »
So where was the TSA??
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Re: U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2011, 10:55:22 PM »
So where was the TSA??

Yeah, really.  They want to friggin touch everything else. 

Oh, wait--they save that for six-year-olds.
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Re: U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2011, 07:23:56 AM »
Instead of seating every San Francisco piece of garbage next to me on that 12 hour flight to Tokyo, seat him next to Muhammad.

Win win.

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Re: U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2011, 07:27:09 AM »
John, I'm sure the TSA was ecstatic. Hard to hide a bomb when you are wearing a bra and panties. And nothing else.
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Re: U.S. Airways Allows Man in Underwear to Fly
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2011, 08:10:54 AM »
Must have just left a date with Barney Frank...

...put some real clothes on, nobody wants to see that sh*t!

Well, maybe the perverts at TSA...

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