A lot of people picked this up: if they weren't so dangerous when near the levers of power, this would be a laugh riot
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/06/27/finally-college-democrats-of-america-explain-why-theyre-democrats/ The Video Summarized:
1) There is a Montage of people saying nothing but "I am a Democrat" - you see that is the herd identifying itself. They might as well be saying "Baaa Baaa. I am a Sheep. You should be a Sheep too because Sheep are popular. Look at how many people say they are sheep!" Okay, so now we know being a Democrat is something that is popular and something to be proud of. Why? Let them explain!
2) Because Democrats say they Believe in Hope, which makes Dreams, so we need to keep hope alive. Oh look a Unicorn! What are Democrats hoping or dreaming for? 10% Unemployment? Massive Debt? The Fall of America? The end of Industrialized Society? Come on, help me out here...
3) Because Democrats hate the Patriot Act..Which the majority of Democrats voted for, once under Bush, and again, when they had control of both houses and the Presidency, and which Obama believes gives him more phone tapping powers than even Bush's lawyers allowed. . Hello Mcfly?
4) Because Democrats are Christian. Of course Christ didn't advocate using the government as a bully to fill the collection plate for your good works, but hey, like the Constitution, Liberals ignore the parts of the Bible they don't want to follow
5) Because Democrats believe every child has a right to an education, that a "right" is a benefit given to some and paid for by someone else at the point of a gun, and that "education" is really just indoctrination of students with Democratic values and and excuse to pay Democratic voting unionized teachers who don't actually accomplish anything. . What would provide the best education for the child , or preserving the rights of parent to teach their own values, really doesn't enter into it. Education for Democrats is more like supporting a Hitler Youth Corp.
6) Because the GOP has people in it and Democrats Hates them.This person has Two Governors and they are Scott Walker and Rick Perry, and he hatez them. He doesn't know anything about them, or what policies they support, and can't tell you why he hates them, other than they aren't on his side. Vote Democrat so you too can have your Orwellian Two Minutes of Hate.
7) Because to Democrats there is no difference between a Janitor and a Judge and Anyone can make it in America- Providing "anyone" is the right color and getting help from the government. Just cozy up to those in power or have the right skin color, sexual orientation, or gender and of course the right political orientation, and the rules will benefit you. Otherwise Democrats will close your dealership, reject your bid for a government contract, and generally discriminate against you for not being part of the herd. The last thing Democrats want is people who can make it on their own, without their help, and they punish anyone who tries
8) Because Democrats think government should take care of its citizens. Just like they were slaves on a plantation - food, shelter, clothing, health care and a job will be provided. If you work too hard and earn too much it will be confiscated for the "Common good" of those who run the plantation. But if You are Democrat that's fine. . you don't to have to take care of yourself.- Being Democrat means having the freedom to sponge off of the labor of others and be taken care of like a 5 year old child. That is what Democrats think Government is supposed to do - run a kindergarten full of narcissistic spoiled brats
9) Because Democrats support Racially segregated schools!.. but remember
10 ) Democrats are the party of civil rights - which is why more Republicans supported the Civil Rights bill than did the Democrats, and the Democrats fought the Civil War to keep black people slaves, And they voted for a welfare system that decimated the Black Family structure and halted the economic progress Blacks had been making since the Civil war, and they support abortion which results in the death of 1 in 3 black pregnancies. And don't forget that Democrats support Affirmative action: which is based on the racist assumption that Blacks need special rules because they are too stupid and degenerate to compete with other races based only on their skills and merit.. But hey, its all in the name of keeping Blacks believing they are an oppressed victims, turning them into feral humans and thugs who will vote solidly Democratic.
11) Because Democrats want to fight for those who don't have a voice. Who? the Little Mermaid? Who doesn't have a voice in our system? Dead People? Hobos? Vagrants, Criminals? Illegal Immigrants? Democrats seem very concerned that those people always get to vote. Because those groups vote solidly Democratic.
12) Because Democrats want to use Government to achieve what they can't do individually - like go into their neighbor's house and forcefully rob them so they can support their own agenda, and grant themselves nice benefits they didn't earn. Of course you could do that using private organization, but then that vital "force your neighbor to live they way you want" thing wouldn't really be there would it? And where is the fun in that?
13) Because Democrats believe in Young People. Well, at least they make good useful idiots as they are being signed up to pay for systems like Obamacare that will bankrupt them and our nation and leave them to die in a hospital corridor too weak to call for help. Who else but the young, naive and inexperienced would fall for that?
14) Because Democrats organize locally so liberals don't have to actually get up or do anything, and still feel like they are part of something. But those Tea Party people shouldn't be allowed to organize at a local level because they are bad people. (see #6)
15) . Because Democrats believe in equal pay for equal work. Of course what Democrats mean is that women should get paid the same as a man, no matter how different the jobs, experience or education are. If you actually compare women and men with the same experience, doing the same work the pay gap is something like 3 cents, and if you control for marriage and kids, the gap is nonexistent. Apparently women make different decisions than men, but they should still get paid as if they made the same decisions as men. because that would be fair. Democrats believe in the fairness of giving benefits to those who didn't earn them as a bribe for a vote.
16) Because Democrats believe America is a Democracy, not a Theocracy. In reality its a Limited Constitutional Republic based on Democratic Principles, but that is way too many words for a Democrat to understand , and a concept well beyond what any Democrat can comprehend. Not to mention that Democrats get violent when the "democracy" makes a decisions they don't like ( Wisconsin, California Prop 8) and then will try to impose their will on the majority via the courts. Because you have to be part of the herd and live as Democrats. No individual Decision making! Democrats love "Democracy" only when expressed as tyranny of the majority.
17) Because Democrats believe everyone should marry who they want. Of course Democrats are too stupid to realize they already can. The State just doesn't have to recognize what is essentially a religious rite. Are Democrats for the separation of the Church and State or are they against it?
18) Because Democratic programs help people. They help them remain dependant on government for a handout, make the right decisions sanctioned by the herd, and help them vote Democrat. In reality these programs fail to help people. Welfare was supposed to end poverty. Did it? Food Stamps was to eliminate hunger. Did it? Did Freddie and Fannie help by giving out loans that they knew people couldn't pay back? Liberal programs fail at every stated goal, but liberals being morons don't give a rat's ass what actually happens as long as they get to feel good for helping others to money that isn't theirs. How noble.
19) Because Democrats look forward. Which is why they wish to abolish individual liberty, limited constitutional government, consent of the governed, the concept of inalienable rights and the rule of law -all of the innovations the country was founded on, and instead return to a system of serfdom, slavery, and autocratic rule, just as the human race has lived under for all of human history. Kepp moving forward!
20) Because Democrats believe in investing in innovation. As long as its done by force thorough a government program and innovates in areas Democrats are interested in.. If you do it with private funds and get rich while helping millions, well then you are an evil asshole who has somehow stolen your wealth from the poor and your money is rightly the property of the herd.
21) Because the Democrats cast a wider net! Democrats offer a moral hazard, a chance to get unearned benefits in return for a vote. Democrats promise voters they longer have to take responsibility for their own lives, save for their own retirement, work for thier own food,housing, or health care. Once in the "net", like any other fish, you can't escape your dependency on others, and you vote solidly Democratic for fear of losing the benefits they bribed you with, despite that fact that the Democratic leadership has spent your retirement savings, stuck you with inferior health care and wrecked the economy so you can't get food or shelter.
22) Democrats oppose NAFTA Style Free Trade and shipping American Jobs overseas. Really Democrats oppose any free Trade for that matter. Really you should only buy what Democrats tell you , from whom they tell you. After all, that is the principle Obamacare is meant to establish. Of course NAFTA was actually signed into Law by Clinton, and had Bipartisan support: Representatives approved NAFTA on November 17, 1993, by a vote of 234 to 200. The agreement's supporters included 132 Republicans and 102 Democrats. NAFTA passed the Senate 61-38. Senate supporters were 34 Republicans and 27 Democrats. Not to mention that Obama's "clean energy programs" are also shipping those jobs overseas as is is anti-business, high corporate tax attitude. (unless you are in "partnership" with the government of course! ( see point 7)
23) Because Democrat party is the tool to put more women in politics.. After all, Bill Clinton, Wiener, and various Kennedys are shining examples of how Democrats think women should be treated, as was Hilary Clinton's treatment during the primary. And obviously the countless women involved in Conservative politics aren't really women. They are evil; bitch whores. Just ask any Democrat, and again see point 6
24) Because Democrats don't think one round of of "Baaa, Baaa, I am part of the herd" is enough!
25) Because Democrats are too stupid to understand their new logo looks like the top view of a toilet bowl, and they keep using it!
