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shakilmalik

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Smoke Detectors
« on: July 23, 2011, 12:00:15 AM »
I am a total dumbass who thought I could get away with spamming this site.

Boy, was I wrong! Even my stupid smoke detector link in my signature doesn't quite work right any more. Darn it! I hate being stupid. It sucks living in Pakistan, too, but that's part of the whole "born stupid" thing.

I hope that in my next life I am not born retarded because it sure sucks going through life with my thumb always stuck securely up my ass.

See you all later because I am too stupid to live.
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Offline trapeze

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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2011, 12:02:54 AM »
Way to get yourself banned, dumbass spammer.

I will leave his decapitated head right here on this pike as a warning to other spammers.
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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2011, 12:25:30 AM »
Aw, I was looking forward to commenting on the smoke detector thread.

1.  Even though I live by myself, I have to close the bathroom door when I take a shower because the steam sets off the smoke detector in the hallway.

2.  When I cook bacon, I have to disconnect the smoke detector in the dining room.

There.
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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2011, 05:15:48 AM »
Wha . . What? Paki moke defector?
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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2011, 12:42:35 PM »
I think I smell bacon...
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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 03:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on July 23, 2011, 12:42:35 PM
I think I smell bacon...


deep fried bacon...

 ::laserkill::

yum
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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 03:47:22 PM »
Why would Safe-Tech Alarms of

121 Willowdale Ave
Toronto, ON M2N6A3

have to fake that they're someone from Pakistan?  ::thinking::

Is their product that sh*tty, that they have to hide, after advertising it?

Maybe professional spammer, Mike Boldis can fill us in why he's faking to be from Pakistan?

http://identi.ca/mikeseo

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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 03:50:40 PM »
don't ya just love the internet?

hehehehe


playing with spammers--kind of fun huh?

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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 06:38:24 PM »
Quote from: MNHawk on July 28, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
Why would Safe-Tech Alarms of

121 Willowdale Ave
Toronto, ON M2N6A3

have to fake that they're someone from Pakistan?  ::thinking::

Is their product that sh*tty, that they have to hide, after advertising it?

Maybe professional spammer, Mike Boldis can fill us in why he's faking to be from Pakistan?

http://identi.ca/mikeseo



You are a google master MNHawk.
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Re: Smoke Detectors
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2011, 07:28:33 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on July 28, 2011, 06:38:24 PM

You are a google master MNHawk.
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I second that! ::bows:: ::bows::
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