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Offline trapeze

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Cool New Affirmative Action O'Bama Lookalike Spiderman
« on: August 02, 2011, 09:19:06 PM »
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...in the Ultimates series, Peter Parker gets killed at the hands of his nemesis the Green Goblin. But, being a comic book series, no hero stays dead for long. While Peter Parker may be gone, a new kid is stepping into the tights: Miles Morales.


Miles Morales is a half-black, half-Hispanic super-powered teen who gets into the hero game after being inspired by Parker’s death.

The comic book fan comments that follow the article are hilarious.

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Re: Cool New Affirmative Action O'Bama Lookalike Spiderman
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2011, 09:23:34 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on August 02, 2011, 09:19:06 PM
...The comic book fan comments that follow the article are hilarious.



Anthony Passonno
[blockquote]It has always been that Black people in comics appear to be purple. I am no artist, but I guess it has to with purple showing up easier on the page than dark brown, but I could be wrong.[/blockquote]

goobersmooch
[blockquote]I believe the proper name for the color to which you refer is blurple…as in, he’s so black he’s blurple![/blockquote]
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Re: Cool New Affirmative Action O'Bama Lookalike Spiderman
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 09:27:49 PM »
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I can’t wait for the issue where he reveals his birth certificate that shows he was born in Kenya.

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...I’m a sociology major and this addition is not for mere “merit and ability” per se. It’s an agenda and reeks of cultural Marxism. What Marvel did was kill off a piece of American cultural identity and replaced it with something mediocre.

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Whitey is not allowed to be a hero. Especially male heterosexual whitey – you racist bigot cracker mouth breathing drudge report reading tea bagger. Get with the current times in our great Obamanation. Spider man now officially a gay halfbreed (just like present-dent Barry).

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What utter total garbage. Progressive comics?!?! Please? What a joke. These people can’t come up with any original thought. They need to steal and feed off established success because they are incapable of anything successful on their own. Total bunk.
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Re: Cool New Affirmative Action O'Bama Lookalike Spiderman
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 09:30:22 PM »
This move is about two years too late.

No one wants to think about a half black/half hispanic Marxist super hero that runs around redistributing wealth and screwing up everyone's life with government regs and higher taxes.

"Hi, I'm the new Spiderman and I'm here to fight for you right to government funded abortions and gender reassignment surgery. Let's go do some agitating and community organizing!"
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Re: Cool New Affirmative Action O'Bama Lookalike Spiderman
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2011, 06:18:39 AM »
I used to joke that movies today, are just yesterday's movies with gay characters.

"Used to joke" being the key words.
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Re: Cool New Affirmative Action O'Bama Lookalike Spiderman
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2011, 06:47:54 AM »
Quote from: trapeze on August 02, 2011, 09:30:22 PM
This move is about two years too late.

No one wants to think about a half black/half hispanic Marxist super hero that runs around redistributing wealth and screwing up everyone's life with government regs and higher taxes.

"Hi, I'm the new Spiderman and I'm here to fight for you right to government funded abortions and gender reassignment surgery. Let's go do some agitating and community organizing!"

Yup, two years too late.
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