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"The Daily Dopes"
« on: February 27, 2011, 04:01:45 PM »
Kosholes most recent obsession is the Koch Brothers. They are responsible for all the misery in the lives of the denizens of Libtardia.

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In fact, you don’t realize it, but your entire worldview, as conservatives, has been  implanted into your head by the evil capitalist Koch family.

So, Kosholes are organizing – you guessed it – … A BOYCOTT!

And I am sure this boycott will be as successful as all the previous boycotts combined.

(Little ol me got Crayola to force the idiots that made the faux Crayola CEO video to pull it within one day. If Kosholes want to hire me as a consultant I only ask that they make a contribution to Koch Industries. Mwahahahahahahahaha.)

So here is the moronic boycott list compiled by some Koshole- (who is currently banging away on their  keyboard in their Mom’s basement, surrounded by these products.)

I have an idea. Let’s tell these idiots that Koch Industries owns the air. Please, boycott it.

Angel Soft toilet paper
Brawny paper towels
Dixie plates, bowls, napkins and cups
Mardi Gras napkins and towels
Quilted Northern toilet paper
Soft ‘n Gentle toilet paper
Sparkle napkins
Vanity fair napkins
Zee napkins
Georgia-Pacific paper products and envelopes
All Georgia-Pacific lumber and building products

That's only a partial list, the rest is at the link.
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Re: "The Daily Dopes"
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2011, 05:35:13 PM »

A buy list.  Good.


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Re: "The Daily Dopes"
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2011, 06:53:27 PM »
You know with Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Fox News, Bill O'Reilly, the NRA, and now the Koch Brothers all giving me marching orders, some days I hardly know what to do when I get out of bed.

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Re: "The Daily Dopes"
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2011, 06:56:18 PM »
Don't I know it.  Who to obey first is the most pressing issue of the day.
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Re: "The Daily Dopes"
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2011, 07:01:29 PM »
As it so happens. we buy all that stuff anyway!
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