"Is this your only phone number?"
Yes, yes, it is. I don't mention I don't answer that number. I screen all calls.
As for the family history--I'm sure I exist in hundreds of government records already.
You obviously haven't studied at the Alphabet Soup school of Passive Aggressive Defense
My older brother hated that I perfected PA because he is an "in your face" alpha type who had zero time for pretense (he was also several years older than I, substantially bigger, and much more aggressive than me).
Gubmit Drone: Do you have more than one phone number?
Me: why do you ask?
Gubmit Drone: In case we need to contact you.
Me: Why would you need to do that?
Gubmit Drone: In case there was something that needed to be clarified.
Me: Was I not clear in my answers?
Gubmit Drone: No, I mean yes - you were clear, but in case we have other questions.
Me: If you have questions why not ask me now?
Gubmit Drone: Well, I don't know.... What about email?
Me: What about email?
Gubmit Drone: Yes, do you have email?
Me: Yes.
Gubmit Drone: Well...
Me: (silently staring at gubmint drone with look of increasing impatience)
Gubmit Drone: Could we have your email?
Me: No.
Gubmit Drone: Why not?
Me: Why do you want it?
Gubmit Drone: In case we need to contact you.
Me: Why would you need to contact me?
Gubmit Drone: (head exploding)
(I live to torment)