Never knew the extent of such retarded laws.................. that is until now.
Did you know, for instance, that in Alabama it's against the law to wear a fake mustache in church?
In Arizona, it is illegal to allow donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.
Did you know that in Arkansas, the river is forbidden by law from rising higher than the Main Street bridge in Little Rock?
In California, it is against the law to shoot from a moving vehicle at any kind of wildlife unless it's a whale.
In Connecticut, the law says a pickle cannot be labeled as a pickle unless it bounces.
In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while in a swimsuit.
In Hawaii, coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ear.
How about Idaho? It's against the law to fish on a camel's back. This law is working pretty well, because I could not find a single picture of someone fishing on camelback.
Illinois? There's a law on the books that requires you to notify the police before entering any city in an automobile. I think that was one that must go back to when Obama was in the legislature.
In Indiana, hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
In Iowa, a man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public. I never knew mustaches were such problem until I started researching stupid laws!
Kansas: If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. You think about that one now.
In Kentucky, one may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
In Louisiana, it is illegal to gargle in public places.
In Maine, it is illegal to step out of a plane in flight. I hear it's a steep fine.
In Minnesota, a person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. (IDP, Can you test out this one for us)
In New Hampshire, you may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
In my home state of New Jersey, it is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder. I'm sure that's a real deterrent to people contemplating murder, don't you think?
Just so you don't think these laws are all archaic, how about this one? It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee. Hey, isn't that legislating morality?
Did you know there's a law on the books in Washington state banning lollipops?
(no wonder they're all so looney)
