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Offline John Florida

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New Golf Terms
« on: October 27, 2011, 05:17:11 PM »
New golf terms
Some new golf terms to use when you're 
out on the course...


A 'Rock Hudson'  - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.'- got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di'  - shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - way right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way left and out of bounds.

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono'  - straight into the trees.

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
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Offline AlanS

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Re: New Golf Terms
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 06:53:04 PM »
I love it. ::laughonfloor::
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Re: New Golf Terms
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 07:44:14 PM »

Reading those was way more entertaining than actually watching golf.  ::exitstageleft::
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Re: New Golf Terms
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 06:35:36 AM »
Heh, pretty good JF!

Sad thing is, I think I've hit every one of those!

(Fortunately not all in the same round!)
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Re: New Golf Terms
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2011, 03:02:55 PM »
I've gotta incorporate some of these terms into my golf game.....unfortunately, it will be quite easy.
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Re: New Golf Terms
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2011, 03:09:54 AM »
" Octo-Mom " : Stance is too wide .