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a bat, gun, bolt cutters and hand grenade
« on: October 29, 2011, 02:04:00 PM »

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Five people terrorized a couple in their north Houston home, investigators said.

Paul Ryals said a woman forced her way into his home in the 200 block of Holtman about 4 p.m. Sept. 3 and tried to attack his wife.



And not to be completely overshadowed by rival city Houston,
Dallas brought forth its own weekend moment.


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A man used a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year-old Dallas woman after the two argued about the price he was asking for the armored mammal.

According to investigators, the altercation occurred Sept. 29 in an apartment complex parking lot as the suspect was selling the carcass to the victim, who planned to eat the animal.

The pair began arguing...



Gary P. Nunn - Home With The Armadillo




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Re: a bat, gun, bolt cutters and hand grenade
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 07:53:06 AM »
People are nuts...
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: a bat, gun, bolt cutters and hand grenade
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 10:41:05 AM »
I donno why, but I laughed when I read that armadillo story. Since we're on this topic I'll add THIS from a few months ago.

This story practically made me fall out of my chair laughing...maybe I need to see a professional?  ::rolllaughing::

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The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.
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Re: a bat, gun, bolt cutters and hand grenade
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 11:10:44 AM »
Sometimes the stupid and insane can make you laugh.
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: a bat, gun, bolt cutters and hand grenade
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 06:03:52 PM »
I can hear Forest in the back of my mind..............................Stupid is..................... ::lalanotlistening::
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