I donno why, but I laughed when I read that armadillo story. Since we're on this topic I'll add
THIS from a few months ago.
This story practically made me fall out of my chair laughing...maybe I need to see a professional?

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
A marten is a member of the weasel family.