http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jxxmScV_hbH4HrBJEQ39SbYESMJA?docId=21433f9584d64f0282273c2a4b135292
RANSON, W.Va. (AP) — A reported exploding package and spray of white powder that sent emergency units rushing to a small-town post office turned out to be just the pop of a malfunctioning fluorescent light bulb, authorities said Friday.
The white powder that workers at the U.S. Post Office in Ranson saw was most likely smoke from the damaged bulb, said Ronald Fletcher, a firefighter with Citizens Fire Co. and the designated incident spokesman.
X-rays also revealed that a suspicious package in a storage locker contained only cookies, he said.
It appears that this story was a false alarm!
I should be screaming, but I am now officially laughing my ass off instead.
THESE are the bulbs being pushed on us, and still are, despite recent reports that the above described "malfunction" has been experienced by many folks and documented. That it happened now in a government office is .... well, I can only wish Upton, Pelousy, Boehner, Reid, Schmucky Schumer, and The First Mrs. (why should she be spared?) are treated to the same Karmic "malfunction".