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Offline John Florida

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I got this in an email
« on: November 22, 2011, 06:31:52 PM »
SIMPLY AMAZING WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
Isn't it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade, the press found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years?And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.!Furthermore, they not only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it was a 9 iron from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade.Not only that, they know which wedge!And, each & every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates on Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's divorce settlement figures, as well as the dates & tournaments in which he will play.Now, Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for almost three years, yet this very same press:· Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;· Or find any of Obama's high school or college classmates;· Or locate any of his college papers or grades;· Or determine how he paid for both a Columbia & a Harvard education;· Or discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980's;· Or even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism.They just can't seem to uncover any of this.Yet, the public still trusts that same press to give them the whole truth!Don’t you find that totally amazing ?
You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.








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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 06:56:22 PM »
"The public" is an ass.
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 08:24:27 PM »
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You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.

That says a lot!    We need to vet the press. ::dueling::
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 08:49:54 PM »
I dunno bout dat.

If the Associated Press and the New York Times don't think it's important, it must not be. After all, they are the paragons of independent journalism.

(yes. sarc)
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 10:36:36 PM »
B-b-b-but tingly-legged Cwissy Maffews says he knows unbelievable stuff about Duh Wun, but he ain't spillin', why's that?
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 10:49:45 PM »

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You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.


That was a muslim thing wasn't it? 
You're picking on him because he's
a muslim.  This is a free country
and he has a right to worship as he
pleases.  'Pigs in a creek', what a
way to talk about the First Family.

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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 10:57:42 PM »
Quote from: Charles Oakwood on November 22, 2011, 10:49:45 PM

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You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.


That was a muslim thing wasn't it? 
You're picking on him because he's
a muslim.  This is a free country
and he has a right to worship as he
pleases.  'Pigs in a creek', what a
way to talk about the First Family.


::hysterical::
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2011, 12:44:22 AM »
Quote from: BigAlSouth on November 22, 2011, 08:49:54 PM
I dunno bout dat.

 After all, they are the paragons of independent journalism.


That's  " paragonads " .
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2011, 12:47:04 AM »
Quote from: Damn_Lucky on November 22, 2011, 08:24:27 PM
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You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.

That says a lot!    We need to vet the press. ::dueling::

Vet, my ass.  Vent.
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charlesoakwood

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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2011, 02:12:14 AM »

As is ventilate?
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2011, 02:14:23 AM »
Yes.  As iN ventilate.
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2011, 02:22:37 AM »

Hey, it's late.
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2011, 02:25:30 AM »
No  worries; just playin'.   ::grouphug::
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Re: I got this in an email
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2011, 07:13:25 AM »
I'd like to hear more about ventilation!

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