I agree on the Subaru. It's a practical car for snow country with its all wheel drive.
I was surprised that the Cadillac version of the Suburban wasn't on the list. The Suburban is pricey enough as it is and to have a rhinestone encrusted one just seems over the top pretentious.
Yeah, the Subaru screams practical, not obnoxious driver.
Reading the other choices of obnoxious cars, I've come to the conclusion of you can take the obnoxious out of the car, but you can't take the obnoxious out of the driver.
Obnoxious people make any product questionable.