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Offline trapeze

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The Rules
« on: February 02, 2012, 01:32:50 AM »
Saw this tonight on the ONT at AoS.

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1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Feel free to add a few more if they come to mind.
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Re: The Rules
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 06:59:00 AM »
Yes, you DID have a "look" on your face. Don't try to tell me I didn't see what I just f***ing saw.
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Re: The Rules
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 07:00:46 AM »
Yes, you DID have a "tone" in your voice. Don't try to tell me I didn't hear what I just f***ing heard.
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"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."

- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Rules
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 07:10:54 AM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 02, 2012, 06:59:00 AM
Yes, you DID have a "look" on your face. Don't try to tell me I didn't see what I just f***ing saw.

Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 02, 2012, 07:00:46 AM
Yes, you DID have a "tone" in your voice. Don't try to tell me I didn't hear what I just f***ing heard.

And then the fight started .........
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Re: The Rules
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 07:31:52 AM »
But remember -

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

 ;D
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Re: The Rules
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 09:26:01 AM »

Except your comments which will be stored in a memory vault
in perpetuity and always used to your disadvantage.
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Re: The Rules
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 11:54:51 AM »
Yeah, guys don't remember the specifics, so everytime it comes up we are automatically at a disadvantage.

Losing once is bad enough...

Retreat is the only viable option...head for the garage and have a stogie and a beer...
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Re: The Rules
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 01:06:08 PM »
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1. Thank you for reading this.
 Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

with a TV.

Now I get it.  My dh falls asleep almost every night in front of the tv in the living room.  When I suggested just getting up and going to bed before the point he nods off he looked at me as if I had two heads.


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Re: The Rules
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2012, 05:31:16 PM »
Quote from: LadyVirginia on February 02, 2012, 01:06:08 PM
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1. Thank you for reading this.
 Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

with a TV.

Now I get it.  My dh falls asleep almost every night in front of the tv in the living room.  When I suggested just getting up and going to bed before the point he nods off he looked at me as if I had two heads.


Here is the problem wit dat. If we knew when we was gonna drop off, it would be easy to get up and go to bed. It just kinda sneaks up on me . . .
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Re: The Rules
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 05:38:29 PM »
Quote from: BigAlSouth on February 02, 2012, 05:31:16 PM
Quote from: LadyVirginia on February 02, 2012, 01:06:08 PM
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1. Thank you for reading this.
 Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

with a TV.

Now I get it.  My dh falls asleep almost every night in front of the tv in the living room.  When I suggested just getting up and going to bed before the point he nods off he looked at me as if I had two heads.


Here is the problem wit dat. If we knew when we was gonna drop off, it would be easy to get up and go to bed. It just kinda sneaks up on me . . .


hmmmm, after 25 years I kinda think my dh would have figured that out!   ::hysterical::
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