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Offline radioman

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Hillary for President!
« on: February 03, 2012, 05:18:51 PM »
We are in a sea of change. It's all around else every where we look. The Houston Astros are moving from the National Conference to the American Conference. They even discussed changing their names.
So, here's the deal. The Establishment Repubs (Establishent == Right Wing of the Plantation) are intent on nominating the most liberal repub they can find, ergo Mitt. But, there is always a big butt in there, the majority of the repub party still don't like him enuff to be our president.
I propose we look outside the box. Let's recruit Hillary to join the repub party and nominate her as our candidate to run against obama. It would do several things:
0 - she would have a better chance of winning than Mitt
1 - take her off the table as being their VP candidate
2 - it would give us a chance to have the 1st woman to become presideent
3 - it would also bring her entire team and fans onboard to bolster our numbers
In addition, it would also cause Bill Clinton to be drug into the repub party. The 1st black president would now be a member of the repub party. He could team up with Newt to form a new government program to service used wives and or any other unwanted women. Who knows? What other form of sex could be de-classified as sex?
He would also become the 1st ex-black president to now be the 1st black 1st man. You see all the history that we would be setting here, right?
The cost? Nothing really, because there isn't that much difference between Hillary and Mitt as far as their politics are concerned.
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Re: Hillary for President!
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 05:46:17 PM »

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Re: Hillary for President!
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 05:49:19 PM »
Radioman... Let's talk about movies or something.

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Re: Hillary for President!
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 07:05:37 PM »

He did that on purpose.
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Re: Hillary for President!
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 07:20:02 PM »
Quote from: radioman on February 03, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
We are in a sea of change. It's all around else every where we look. The Houston Astros are moving from the National Conference to the American Conference. They even discussed changing their names.
So, here's the deal. The Establishment Repubs (Establishent == Right Wing of the Plantation) are intent on nominating the most liberal repub they can find, ergo Mitt. But, there is always a big butt in there, the majority of the repub party still don't like him enuff to be our president.
I propose we look outside the box. Let's recruit Hillary to join the repub party and nominate her as our candidate to run against obama. It would do several things:
0 - she would have a better chance of winning than Mitt
1 - take her off the table as being their VP candidate
2 - it would give us a chance to have the 1st woman to become presideent
3 - it would also bring her entire team and fans onboard to bolster our numbers
In addition, it would also cause Bill Clinton to be drug into the repub party. The 1st black president would now be a member of the repub party. He could team up with Newt to form a new government program to service used wives and or any other unwanted women. Who knows? What other form of sex could be de-classified as sex?
He would also become the 1st ex-black president to now be the 1st black 1st man. You see all the history that we would be setting here, right?
The cost? Nothing really, because there isn't that much difference between Hillary and Mitt as far as their politics are concerned.



Heck....it would be a hoot. But I believe a better idea would be to recruit bill Clinton. Think about it. A super secret committee, full of portly women willing to do a few favors, if bill will come out and support conservative causes and disparage Obama.......we know he hates the guy. Hell, he doesn't need to espouse a conservative message, just go around lamenting, after 4 failed years, Obama isn't the person for the job.....
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Re: Hillary for President!
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 09:06:07 PM »
Quote from: Charles Oakwood on February 03, 2012, 07:05:37 PM

He did that on purpose.


LOL.  And you freaked .....  just like he expected.  Heheheh.
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Re: Hillary for President!
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 10:41:30 PM »

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Re: Hillary for President!
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 04:10:15 AM »
Quote from: radioman on February 03, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
We are in a sea of change. It's all around else every where we look. The Houston Astros are moving from the National Conference to the American Conference. They even discussed changing their names.
So, here's the deal. The Establishment Repubs (Establishent == Right Wing of the Plantation) are intent on nominating the most liberal repub they can find, ergo Mitt. But, there is always a big butt in there, the majority of the repub party still don't like him enuff to be our president.
I propose we look outside the box. Let's recruit Hillary to join the repub party and nominate her as our candidate to run against obama. It would do several things:
0 - she would have a better chance of winning than Mitt
1 - take her off the table as being their VP candidate
2 - it would give us a chance to have the 1st woman to become presideent
3 - it would also bring her entire team and fans onboard to bolster our numbers
In addition, it would also cause Bill Clinton to be drug into the repub party. The 1st black president would now be a member of the repub party. He could team up with Newt to form a new government program to service used wives and or any other unwanted women. Who knows? What other form of sex could be de-classified as sex?
He would also become the 1st ex-black president to now be the 1st black 1st man. You see all the history that we would be setting here, right?
The cost? Nothing really, because there isn't that much difference between Hillary and Mitt as far as their politics are concerned.

It must have been something you ate .
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Re: Hillary for President!
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2012, 11:53:59 AM »
Never go to bed after ingesting a late dinner of spicey foods!   ;D
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