Topic: Seriously: A Letter From Satan (written by his young apprentice)

[trapeze]

It's long. It's tedious. It's meant to be clever. It isn't. Click on the link to find out which idiot (from our past) penned this piece of crap. Some of you will instinctively know who it is.

The past few years have been such a success for the Forces of Darkness; it has been a time of preparation for a great harvesting of souls for eternal damnation in the pits of Hell. Oh, I don't mean the big stars, the Osama bin Ladens, the Saddam Husseins, the Moammar Ghaddafis. Don't get me wrong, we're thrilled to have them here in the fires of torment as our eternal playthings.

No, I'm talking about the new crop of souls that my lieutenants and I have been sowing and tending with great care, coaxing them all into My service, helping encourage them to, in turn, recruit more willing souls into service as well, and patiently waiting until the days of their mortal lives are spent and they can be welcomed home, here, with me.

And I want to thank you, so very many of you, for joining my legions. Why, I anticipate the arrival of so many of you that I've ordered new additions to be built onto the Fifth and Seventh circles to accommodate you all.

Sadly...much, much more of this drivel at the link.

[IronDioPriest]

AKA Satan. I knew that already without his waste of pixels.

It's like a WoW nerd's wet dream. I'm sure he's giddy at the prospect of role-playing a monologue of his god.

[Alphabet Soup]

Ah the rotund reptilian - I guessed correctly!

(do I get a prize - I'll take bleach  )

[trapeze]

Actually he isn't rotund anymore. He lost a ton of weight. Looks like a normal human being. You know, like one of those aliens from "V"

[IronDioPriest]

Actually he isn't rotund anymore. He lost a ton of weight. Looks like a normal human being. You know, like one of those aliens from "V"

Wonder if he had the ol' gastric bypass. It's generally pretty tough for people pushing a quarter ton to just diet and exercise-off 3 hundo.

[Libertas]

Ahh yes, his name lives on in infamy!  That bloviating useless sack of lies and deceit hiding behind a mask of psuedo-intellectualism and thinly-veiled anti-Christian hatred and self-loathing ethnicity who revels in deviancy is still breathing free air?  How disappointing.  That he writes an utterly useless screed as if he were his true Lord and Master is not surprising, that anybody could enjoy it is exceedingly surprising.  But then again, he posts this drivel at Daily KOokS, so, yeah, lots of Satan's cheerleaders over there.

He will forever be RapTardo, Prince of Fools.

[trapeze]

I find it amazing that someone can live to middle age and not abandon the foolishness and stupidity of youth.

This guy is the epitome of "stuck on stupid."

[Glock32]

What's the back story on this?  This predates my adventures here.

[Libertas]

Goes back to the Powerline days...the never ending battle with brain-dead souless slobbering no-loads like Raptardo...as with most libiots its just the same moldy old arguments and stale tactics...old battles fought, forgotten for a time and fought again...

Trap is right, there just in no normal maturation process for those afflicted by terminal liberalism...they are in a state of denial which no force on earth can penetrate...

So basically the only real advantage of having them around was to kick them and ridicule them, anything substantive is futile.