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Offline Damn_Lucky

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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2012, 05:30:21 PM »
Old? This is the first time my ribs have hurt this bad and I love it. ::cool:: ::hysterical::
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2012, 05:49:47 PM »



   I stole it from Bonz @grouchies  Bonz dog jokes I love it.
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2012, 05:51:52 PM »
Quote from: John Florida on April 20, 2012, 05:49:47 PM



   I stole it from Bonz @grouchies  Bonz dog jokes I love it.

Ha! Zip's got it too and I came here with it cued on my clipboard.
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2012, 11:13:50 PM »
Best laugh I've had all day...

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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2012, 11:23:57 PM »
So far most of the lefties I've seen have been suffering in silence over Øbozo's doggie style. I really don't think that they can endure much more ridicule - they're so thin-skinned!

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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2012, 11:33:59 PM »
The winner of the 2006 Grammy Award for the best spoken word album was Senator Barack Obama for his reading of "Dreams From My Father."

Yeah...this is so good. The irony of it all.
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2012, 11:38:20 PM »
You don't suppose that they are stupid enough to go after Romney's mormon underwear? I mean, certainly after the dog episode they would know better, right? Because it's not as if Barry's past is totally unknown, right?

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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2012, 08:56:01 AM »
Quote from: trapeze on April 20, 2012, 11:13:50 PM
Best laugh I've had all day...


"Oh, here he comes. Watch out Bo, he'll chew you up!"
 ::hysterical::

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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2012, 09:01:00 AM »
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You don't suppose that they are stupid enough to go after Romney's mormon underwear?

Why yes, of course they are that stupid. They won't be able to resist.  ;)
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2012, 10:38:57 AM »
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2012, 12:38:08 PM »
From the smartest people on earth who chose NOW to put this up at their campaign site:


From Treacher's blog. He suggests NOT doing anything so juvenile as going to that page (link at his site) and entering fake names with a "doggy" sound to them...

...you know, like "Bob Doberman" at "pleasedonteatme@dogeater.com" ...'cause that would be so immature and all.
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2012, 02:30:02 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on April 21, 2012, 12:38:08 PM
From the smartest people on earth who chose NOW to put this up at their campaign site:


From Treacher's blog. He suggests NOT doing anything so juvenile as going to that page (link at his site) and entering fake names with a "doggy" sound to them...

...you know, like "Bob Doberman" at "pleasedonteatme@dogeater.com" ...'cause that would be so immature and all.



The media is spinning this......obama promised not to EAT the kids dog if he was elected.
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2012, 03:16:57 PM »
Wouldn't want to be immature
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #53 on: April 21, 2012, 04:14:52 PM »
Oh yeah...latest twitter feed from the hashtag #ObamaEatsDogs
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #54 on: April 21, 2012, 04:18:09 PM »
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #55 on: April 21, 2012, 05:23:26 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on April 21, 2012, 04:14:52 PM
Oh yeah...latest twitter feed from the hashtag #ObamaEatsDogs

Love this:

'Jim' 'Treacher'  ?  @jtLOL
Moose chili = "Crazy redneck murderer!"
Dog kebabs = "We need to respect the traditions of people who are different than us." #ObamaEatsDogs
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #56 on: April 21, 2012, 05:24:42 PM »
...and this:

'Jim' 'Treacher'  ?  @jtLOL
Q: Why did @BarackObama rub the dog's belly?
A: To work in the spices. #ObamaEatsDogs

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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #57 on: April 21, 2012, 05:36:27 PM »
I donno Priest, this was pretty funny too:

Q: Why did Obama put his dog on the roof of the car?
A: He'd never do that! It dries out the meat.
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #58 on: April 21, 2012, 08:04:30 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on April 21, 2012, 04:14:52 PM
Oh yeah...latest twitter feed from the hashtag #ObamaEatsDogs


This will never get old..... ::hysterical::
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Re: Dog Wars
« Reply #59 on: April 21, 2012, 09:14:38 PM »
Quote from: Predator Don on April 21, 2012, 08:04:30 PM
This will never get old..... ::hysterical::

I think you may be right. Maybe this will sort of be O'Bongo's "Monica & the blue dress." Not that it is the same level of seriousness. It very obviously isn't. But I think there is an outside chance that it might end up being what people remember about him long after his presidency has ended.

I mean...if O'BongoCare gets overturned, just what exactly can be said to define his time in the WH? Killing OBL? Seriously? He didn't do it. It took him literally weeks to work up the nerve to give the order to have it done. Everything else he has done has either ended in disaster or scandal. Not exactly good stuff to put down in the old history books.

So, maybe...just maybe, this might be his legacy.

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