If I never have to hear or see reference to those stupid people speaking to and crying over trees, it will be too soon for five lifetimes.
7) The EPA offers a free newsletter with handy Earth Day tips such as “Keep appliances in good working order.” Which is completely useless advice as it doesn’t tell you whether to use a fork or a knife to fix your toaster.
Fotunately for the ignoranti as regards toasters and electricity, there is a new invention, made of hardwood, for fishing one's bread out of today's faultily-made bread-browning devices and it is known as a
toaster tong, and so, to the tree-hugging idiots, I say, tongyu.