Does Julia own a dog.....
Not any more. She had to give up 'puddles' as a concession to Obama for all the assistance he was giving her. He promised that puddles would have acres of prime White House lawn on which to frolic. Oddly though, 'puddles' has yet to make an appearance.
In other news, Moo-chelle has invited her slightly-native American with high cheek bones good friend, Mrs Warren (also known by her 'Indian name' as 'Dances-with-poodles') to a media luncheon (which Mrs Warren enthusiastically accepted!). The menu lists, among other delicacies, 'a tofu-meat substitute for those that wish to avoid animal products'. There were unsubstantiated claims by a migrant worker, Jorge Chino, in the White House kitchen that the meat substitute was in fact, ground dog but the worker was quickly promoted to ambassador of Guatemala for his outstanding work ethic in the White House kitchen. His duties have taken him out of the country and he was therefore, unavailable for comment.