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Offline Weisshaupt

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Regretsy.com
« on: May 07, 2012, 11:49:33 PM »
Okay, so I found this at IMAO today. Etsy is a site where hippie liberal morons sell their worthless craft art. Regresty is where they get hippie punched for doing so.  We just looked through the first 40 pages or so..  here are the highlights  (warning NSFW, Language and general lack of taste follows)  Remember to stay tuned for her snide remark or picture  at the end of most posts.


A rant about hippies pointed out at IMAO

Bookends

Brick Bookend

Brass Knuckles purse

Tarot Readings for Two Cats
( I still can't stop laughing at this one)

What Wood Jesus Do

sparkly vampire themed illuminated  dress

It doesn't loose suction

Have a false limb?

My eyes are bleeding

Wrong on so many levels

Best Easter ever!

Have your cat celebrate Easter!

If I could put Christ in abottle

Furniture Leg Warmers No really.Look.

The story of catahontus

Houston, We have a problem

Campfire Girl

Can't stop laughing to describe it!

Of course the Vagina related items for Wmyn are there a plenty.

Oh no they didn't..
Yes they did
And they should really stop
This would go great at a school!

She also offers fun quizzes where you guess if an item is real or something she made up. Its too damn hard.

Quiz 1

Quiz 2

Quiz 3

And then she will point out how much resold crap there is on a site supposedly dedicated to the individual artist, with the best saved for the end

Compare and Save!
Compare and Save! 2

 It was a really bad and painful day at work, and  this was the  best laugh I had in years.  Pages and pages of making fun of the morons who believe in unicorns, and I am only up to page 42.






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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2012, 12:29:29 AM »
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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2012, 12:39:44 AM »
Bwahaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!

I so stole this one for Photobucket:

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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2012, 12:47:29 AM »

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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2012, 12:49:39 AM »
"My eyes are bleeding".

Can I buy that body?  It closely resembles the one I used to have until 45 hit hard.
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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2012, 07:31:21 AM »
Wow.  So many losers, so little time to laugh at them all!

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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2012, 08:24:28 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on May 08, 2012, 12:49:39 AM
"My eyes are bleeding".

Can I buy that body?  It closely resembles the one I used to have until 45 hit hard.

If you kept something like that till you were 45 you did well.
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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2012, 04:27:07 PM »
Quote from: Weisshaupt on May 08, 2012, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: Pandora on May 08, 2012, 12:49:39 AM
"My eyes are bleeding".

Can I buy that body?  It closely resembles the one I used to have until 45 hit hard.

If you kept something like that till you were 45 you did well.

"Did" being the operative word.

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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2012, 10:15:13 PM »
Ok, got through to page 200. Sadly,  he further back you got, the less often you score a "really good one"

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/16/what-a-croc/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/04/suffocakes%E2%84%A2/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/11/05/weekend-flashback-pamper-yourself/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/11/01/tinfoiler-zero/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/10/23/weekend-flashback-lets-make-some-money/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/10/08/weekend-flasback-back-to-the-drawing-board/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/10/04/sticks-and-stones/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/09/18/weekend-flashback-vampire-transformation-spell-2/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/27/weekend-flashback-dancing-with-the-stairs/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/17/a-long-cold-one/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/14/weekend-flashback-chock-full-of-nits/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/10/attention-adventurous-homeowners/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/31/sense-and-sensimilla/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/23/weekend-flashback-hare-brained/

More , just wrong Vagina Art

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/03/03/weekend-flashback-its-the-great-wall-of-vagina-charlie-brown/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/03/02/whats-your-vagina-footprint/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/25/weekend-flashback-dirty-hairy/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/14/just-a-regular-day/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/08/red-rover/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/08/weekend-flasback-at-your-cervix/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/12/13/not-my-cup-of-tea/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/10/29/weekend-flashback-what-a-tool/

More just wrong Penis/gay art

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/25/weekend-flashback-glassplay-nsfw/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/12/weekend-flashback-last-minute-valentine-suggestion-nsfw/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/05/weekend-flashback-bat-and-balls-nsfw/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/07/weekend-flashback-adam-and-summers-eve-nsfw/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/10/28/honore-de-ballsac/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/09/01/find-a-need-and-fill-it/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/21/weekend-flashback-more-cushion-mnsfw/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/30/weekend-flashback-bushwacked/

Quiz
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/03/06/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-4/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/28/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-3/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/15/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers-2/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/30/etsy-or-regretsy-your-guesses-and-answers/


compare and save
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/10/compare-and-save-31/
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/13/compare-and-save-30/
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/10/19/compare-and-save-29/

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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2012, 11:25:00 PM »
Very interesting site. mrs. trapeze and I had more than a few laughs plus I got to update my forum signature to an even better anti-hippie themed one.

Did I mention my extreme distaste for hippies?

Well, they are number one without a doubt but number two is close on its heels and that would be pierced, tattooed and otherwise self-mutilated creatures. Found this picture at the site...



...along with a funny story. I'm guessing that those such as these are in extreme demand for immediate employment in just about any field you care to name no matter how sucky the economy is. This just screams, "Hire me!"
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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2012, 01:16:28 AM »
Pretty funny link there, Trap.   Also saw a link to a site my daughter tipped me to awhile ago that's amusing --

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2012, 08:07:31 AM »
Nice, Trap.  That there dude hates everybody almost as much as he hates himself!

Oh, and he looks like sh*t!

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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2012, 11:54:49 PM »
How I hate hippies, let me count the ways...


If you really, really want to get your anti-hippie batteries fully charged there is absolutely nothing like watching even five minutes of "Hair." With the possible exception of hanging out at one of the filthy, squalid OWS styes.



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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2012, 09:55:40 PM »
Page 329 Now, and a lot of the posts repeat. Not sure why. .

Any - in no particular order, the best of the lot - and yeah there is some rude stuff in here as well. Usually marked in the URL as NSFW but you never know. Click at your own risk

 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/14/haunted-gay-homosexual-vampire/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/11/tower-of-power/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/10/weekend-flashback-hot-mohel-treatment/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/03/weekend-flashback-nice-puggs/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/03/weekend-flashback-dads-and-nads/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/01/dishonorable-discharge/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/06/26/weekend-flashback-please-do-not-steal-my-copyright-infringements/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/06/23/kate-bush/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/06/22/good-news/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/06/16/from-the-mailbag-mnsfw/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/05/26/gut-reaction/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/30/weekend-flashback-pleather-chest/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/28/not-cheep/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/27/jar-head-nsfw/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/20/hello-doily/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/16/weekend-flashback-j-p-toads/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/14/delta-burqa/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/13/coyote-ugly/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/11/twilight-zone/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/09/weekend-flashback-da-da-da-li-la-ma/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/03/23/the-5-worst-things-ive-seen-on-etsy-this-month/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/03/15/crease-and-desist/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/03/02/door-knob/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/03/01/peck-of-the-day-3/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2011/01/28/rocky-horror/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2010/12/21/rude-awakening/
 http://www.regretsy.com/2010/11/19/wtf-alchemy-request-tlhingan-mah-edition/
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2012, 09:20:11 AM »
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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2012, 11:28:20 AM »
Quote from: trapeze on August 06, 2012, 09:20:11 AM
Photo Essay: A field trip to Berkley.

Holy Guano, Batman!  There be some of the most useless globs of human debris on two feet ever seen!

I'm glad the caption explained that gigantic creature with the queer "QUIT" shirt was a female, I thought it was a tubby old Hell's Angel just out of prison and spin-dry!

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« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2012, 12:37:50 PM »
Those people truly surpassed self-parody a long, long time ago.
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Re: Regretsy.com
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2012, 05:15:12 PM »
Quote from: Glock32 on August 06, 2012, 12:37:50 PM
Those people truly surpassed self-parody a long, long time ago.


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« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2012, 05:16:55 PM »
 ::hat-tip:: ::clapping::    To Trap and Weisshaupt for such an entertaining afternoon.
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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2020, 03:50:57 PM »
Okay, so I am working on a project.. I have screen-scraped the wayback machine for all of the Regresty main content, ordering it chronologically , trying to undeaden the links, and put the whole site into a nice, easily readable format for both PDF and HTML...

I am up to May 2011.  (last post was January 2013) - so a ways to go,  but I know this one was a particular favorite.. so as a teaser...
https://web.archive.org/web/20130212075405/http://www.regretsy.com/2011/05/20/persistent-vegetative-state/
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