Libertas;
"Taking care of my brothers beagle one time (worlds dumbest dog I ever did meet bar none, bless her soul) I came home and found my carpet dug up, eaten...all the scraps were then barfed, pooped and pee'd on. I called my brother to inform him his dog might not be alive by the time he gets back from Disneyworld"...You're brother is lucky -- My call would have went something like this - " hey there brother, sorry to let you know your dog has died.. Vet said he died of a case of tincture of lead, must have been going about 1200 feet per second, cause it went all the way from his as*hole to the little brain. By the way, new carpet was installed after boozier ripped up the other, invoice is on your kitchen table - $1500.00 will cover it, and another $800.00 for attorney and bail bondsman. Hope you're having fun!!!!! Your favorite dog sitter...