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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1700 on: March 07, 2016, 11:29:25 AM »
Heh!



Truth in advertising...it's there, sometimes you just have to see it!

And sometimes you need some help from your supporters who cannot spell!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1701 on: March 07, 2016, 12:43:16 PM »
Idiocracy would be a UTOPIA says cracked.. because there was no "malicious stupidity." Life would be good if  idiots only  knew they were idiots!
Of course its all a bit of fun propaganda. Lets take a look...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZOZjHjT5E

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/14/lawless-sheriffs-demand-obamas-lynching-at-dc-protest-while-leader-meets-with-gop-senators-video/

Because hanging a Traitor for  crimes against the nation is the same thing as a Lynching a black man because of his skin color.

http://abc7.com/news/planned-parenthood-fire-in-newbury-park-deemed-arson/1011246/

Because "bombing" is the same thing as "arson"

http://www.khou.com/story/news/2014/07/17/11531380/

Because Gay is the same thing as Black.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/05/20/chipotle-asks-customers-to-leave-assault-rifles-at-home/

and it goes without saying that Semi-automatic rifles are the same thing as Fully automatic weapons.

"And there is a female Attorney General and People listen to her- they respect her opinions"

Did they watch this movie?



Hey get a load of the "opinions" on that chick!

"Ambitious Stupidity is the worst type of stupidity" - and of course Trump is the best example we can find of "both stupid and power hungry"  - I don't like Trump. I agree with the power hungry part,  but the man isn't stupid. If only there were a public figue today who fit the bill... Obama, Reid, Peloisi, Clinton... nah!

You see the danger isn't the stupid , welfare sucking,  non-contributing zeros pumping out kids. Its stupid rich people who vote Republican.
Obviously.
 

To his credit, he asks at the end if he is the dumb..  but I suspect the introspection he was hoping for on the part of the viewer,  never arrived between his ears.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1702 on: March 07, 2016, 05:31:08 PM »
Again...

That isn't supposed to be a training film!   ::pullhair::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1703 on: March 08, 2016, 08:42:57 AM »
I don't know what's worse on a bike.  Me dodging airheads on cell phones, or this?

http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1704 on: March 08, 2016, 10:17:52 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1705 on: March 08, 2016, 12:36:14 PM »
Quote from: MNHawk on March 08, 2016, 08:42:57 AM
I don't know what's worse on a bike.  Me dodging airheads on cell phones, or this?

http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001

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I'd say the airheads...

Also, you can put a big bird down and put it on a spit...same for the airhead, but nobody but a cannibal would dare eat an airhead...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1706 on: March 08, 2016, 12:37:14 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1707 on: March 08, 2016, 02:17:12 PM »
I did try ostrich a few years ago.  Tastes like chickin'.

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Really.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1708 on: March 08, 2016, 05:57:40 PM »
Quote from: MNHawk on March 08, 2016, 02:17:12 PM
I did try ostrich a few years ago.  Tastes like chickin'.

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Really.
I was guessing it would taste like spotted owl.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1709 on: March 08, 2016, 10:25:03 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on March 08, 2016, 12:36:14 PM
Quote from: MNHawk on March 08, 2016, 08:42:57 AM
I don't know what's worse on a bike.  Me dodging airheads on cell phones, or this?

http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001

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I'd say the airheads...

Also, you can put a big bird down and put it on a spit...same for the airhead, but nobody but a cannibal would dare eat an airhead...

That was pretty good. I've never seen them do anything but short sprints. I had a neighbor once who raised Emus (not Emos!). Every so often one would get out and race around the neighborhood before allowing herself to be recaptured.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1710 on: March 09, 2016, 07:21:14 AM »
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on March 08, 2016, 10:25:03 PM
Quote from: Libertas on March 08, 2016, 12:36:14 PM
Quote from: MNHawk on March 08, 2016, 08:42:57 AM
I don't know what's worse on a bike.  Me dodging airheads on cell phones, or this?

http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4789726121001

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I'd say the airheads...

Also, you can put a big bird down and put it on a spit...same for the airhead, but nobody but a cannibal would dare eat an airhead...

That was pretty good. I've never seen them do anything but short sprints. I had a neighbor once who raised Emus (not Emos!). Every so often one would get out and race around the neighborhood before allowing herself to be recaptured.

Yeah, allowing, as in I'm hungary and there isn't squat to eat out here, take me back so I can have my oats!

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I remember when my folks still had a place in AZ, there was a local zoo nearby...the peacocks would hop up on low shed by the fence and get out...they never strayed far...they knew they had a good deal between the owners feed and the over-priced crap they sold the touristas to feed 'em...they just liked being able to jailbreak...they'd walk right back in the front gate with you and stop at the feeding machines...

Animals and their stomachs!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1711 on: March 09, 2016, 07:48:41 AM »
Quote from: Libertas on March 09, 2016, 07:21:14 AM
..they'd walk right back in the front gate with you and stop at the feeding machines...

Animals and their stomachs!

Exactly like Dems.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1712 on: March 09, 2016, 08:06:33 AM »
Quote from: AlanS on March 09, 2016, 07:48:41 AM
Quote from: Libertas on March 09, 2016, 07:21:14 AM
..they'd walk right back in the front gate with you and stop at the feeding machines...

Animals and their stomachs!

Exactly like Dems.

Except the animals are cute...aren't as mouthy...will eventually leave...and don't stink as bad!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1713 on: March 11, 2016, 09:29:41 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1714 on: March 11, 2016, 10:57:46 AM »
Amusing article.  I wanted to read more, so I clicked the Book of Face (HT Kevin-Smallest Minority) page link (Overheard at Whole Foods) and I am not permitted to view.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1715 on: March 11, 2016, 11:37:03 AM »
Yeah.

Obama's people can target those for the next riot...keep all that crap inside the same family...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1716 on: March 11, 2016, 11:54:39 AM »
Wow, this has to be 15-20 years old or so...

Brings back good memories...used to walk around with copies of this...utter a clean phrase...and people would look up the real meaning...



1, 4, & 6 are the most heavily used in my experience...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1717 on: March 11, 2016, 11:56:25 AM »
I'm pretty sure this isn't the way it works, but...



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1718 on: March 15, 2016, 07:41:55 AM »


H/T - IOTW

Man, we could all use a sh*tload of those!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
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