Author Topic: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread (Read 624085 times)

Libertas · « **Reply #1740 on:** March 23, 2016, 12:02:13 PM »

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/rejoice-royall-has-fallen-t17719.html

Libertas · « **Reply #1741 on:** March 24, 2016, 07:08:26 AM »

This is hilarious too...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3506491/Emory-president-Students-scared-Trump-2016-chalk-signs.html

...more please!

Libertas · « **Reply #1742 on:** March 24, 2016, 07:31:16 AM »

Why am I having The Wizard of Oz "Wicked Witch of the West" flashbacks?

http://iotwreport.com/phuknutz-of-the-year/

Oh, that's why.

Both have that crazy progtard look nailed down hard.

Libertas · « **Reply #1743 on:** March 25, 2016, 08:26:32 AM »

ToddF · « **Reply #1744 on:** March 25, 2016, 01:36:20 PM »

John Florida · « **Reply #1745 on:** March 26, 2016, 09:26:49 AM »

She educated herself right to full retard.

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1746 on:** March 26, 2016, 08:06:07 PM »

Weisshaupt · « **Reply #1747 on:** March 26, 2016, 11:48:25 PM »

In a somewhat disturbing, but not terribly surprising turn of events, my son and I watched the South Park Two part-er, You're Getting Older and Ass-burgers, were Stan sees the world turn to sh*t - gets diagnosed with Asperger's and then fins out that Asperger's is made up and the people who have it are the ones who can see the world clearly - ala a Matrix parody - where drinking Jameson lets you re-enter the matrix. We are not 8 minutes in when Stan's doctor announced he as a disease called "being a cynical asshole" that my son, without prompting says " That is so Me! -- and he can't stop laughing when we get to the Jameson part, because that is my poison , and has been since Obama was elected really. .. oh well, like Father like son I guess. ( No Jameson for him yet.. )

AlanS · « **Reply #1748 on:** March 27, 2016, 11:36:12 AM »

Libertas · « **Reply #1749 on:** March 28, 2016, 07:03:58 AM »

Libertas · « **Reply #1750 on:** March 30, 2016, 07:35:16 AM »

Scale model of the US Govt?

http://youtu.be/XTAULdznHug

H/T - IOTW

I see where he is going, but...if it was truly meant to represent the government people would be caught in it and maimed, bankrupted or killed, parts would be flying off, more money would be poured into it and some people would just willingly walk right into its teeth.

Just needs a tweak or two...

Libertas · « **Reply #1751 on:** April 01, 2016, 12:18:34 PM »

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/poor-me-mag-3-michelle-fields-i-ve-fallen-i-can-t-get-up-t17768.html

"You're not going to die, you big baby." - Inara to Saffron/Yolanda/Brigit

Pablo de Fleurs · « **Reply #1752 on:** April 01, 2016, 09:14:03 PM »

I recently was reminiscing about my college days, living (& partying) in a fraternity house & then got to thinking...

Black Lights matter!

Alphabet Soup · « **Reply #1753 on:** April 02, 2016, 10:31:31 AM »

NEVER use a black light in a hotel room

(fair warning)

Pablo de Fleurs · « **Reply #1754 on:** April 02, 2016, 09:18:37 PM »

Black Lice Matter!

Pablo de Fleurs · « **Reply #1755 on:** April 02, 2016, 09:27:59 PM »

...and

Black Lies Matter!

Pandora · « **Reply #1756 on:** April 03, 2016, 05:38:30 PM »

http://thedailyheadline.com/farm-kid-writes-home-after-joining-the-marines-this-is-priceless/

Quote

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there’s warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boys can’t walk much.

We go on “route marches,” which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my place to tell him different. A “route march” is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don’t bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don’t know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don’t move, and it ain’t shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain’t like fighting with that ole bull at home. I’m about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I’m only 5’6? and 130 pounds and he’s 6’8? and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Alice

H/T American Digest

Alphabet Soup · « **Reply #1757 on:** April 03, 2016, 08:17:00 PM »

I was gonna say that I think that I had seen that before....and then I finished it. Appears to have been updated a bit ;'}

ToddF · « **Reply #1758 on:** April 04, 2016, 06:03:06 AM »

Libertas · « **Reply #1759 on:** April 04, 2016, 06:36:42 PM »

Quote from: Alphabet Soup on April 02, 2016, 10:31:31 AM

NEVER use a black light in a hotel room

(fair warning)

Too late.

#UVflashlight