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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1800 on: May 06, 2016, 12:44:14 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1801 on: May 06, 2016, 01:21:42 AM »
It's actually quite astonishing when you are reminded just how many people in this country have never been simply told "No" before.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1802 on: May 06, 2016, 11:49:12 AM »
I don't agree with his methods but I'm resolute in defending his right to association.

If it me, I would have (and have in the past) applied a "stupid" surcharge. I have no problem taking dhimmi's money - especially when it's through the nose.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1803 on: May 06, 2016, 08:17:55 PM »
It's actually quite astonishing when you are reminded just how many people in this country have never been simply told "No" before.

  Welcome to my world. Where people smack curbs with their cars and want the rim and tire warrantied.  Or they bring in a lease return and refuse to pay the leasing company for the 1800. in damage and blame us because we let them park the car in our yard for the leasing company to pick up even after they signed for the damage.

       
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1806 on: May 12, 2016, 10:12:38 AM »
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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Let us assume for the moment everything you say about me is true. That just makes your problem bigger, doesn't it?"

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1808 on: May 12, 2016, 12:17:45 PM »
The Hillary Cackle...traced to Hyena ancestors.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/dna-test-traces-origins-of-hillary-cackle-to-hyena-ancestors-t17957.html

Heh.  And Progs are very much Hyena-like in their tactics, banding together to gang up on others, steal their stuff...generally hated by everyone not a Hyena.

Spot on if you ask me!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1809 on: May 12, 2016, 01:08:05 PM »


More like Jiggleypuff.

No. A Jiggly puff is soft, cute and its singing makes people go to sleep

https://youtu.be/cjyL2Wooh9Q


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1810 on: May 12, 2016, 10:13:42 PM »
A parody? Probably .  But its  pretty funny...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jK46EMgz9U

and the sequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRjJsFyelU

though this different angle is hilarious as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE




and then back to real life, where parody struggles to keep up

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/03/angry-sjw-demands-student-journalist-be-punished-for-filming-trigglypuff/

http://theothermccain.com/2016/05/03/jennie-chenkin-hampshire-college-crazy-feminist/






TRIGGLYPUFF goes off @ 2:30 in the sequel. I couldn't handle any more than about 30 seconds. Imagine having that even on the same block as where you live...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1811 on: May 12, 2016, 10:55:55 PM »
The girl who captured that second angle with her own reaction is Mary, and she seems really cool.
https://plus.google.com/113592440371405003605/posts/54Q5hUwZ9yJ

Not a fan of the eye makeup, but still the sort of girl that I wish I could have dated in college.
Anyway, the main takeaway is she has more video from the event.. looking forward to her post as hilarity will ensue.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1812 on: May 14, 2016, 05:40:19 PM »
Wait WHO is ignorant?  That's right its CNN

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/12/opinions/political-ignorance-somin/index.html

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"The presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump has raised exploitation of ignorance to new heights. Many of the main themes of his campaign prey on it. Trump's campaign first took off when he claimed we are being inundated with Mexican immigrants, who increase the crime rate because many are "criminals" and "rapists." In reality, net migration from Mexico has been close to zero for the last 10 years. Yet few Americans seem to know that. And while studies consistently find that immigrants have lower crime rates than native-born Americans, a 2015 Pew Research Center study found that 50% of Americans (and 71% of Republicans) believe immigration is making crime "worse."

 Crossing the border illegally MAKES you a CRIMINAL. That inherently means "Crime is worse"  What is the crime rate  among people who crossed the border  illegally ? Its ONE HUNDRED PERCENT YOU LYING PIECES OF sh*t. How many commit crimes in ADDITION to the one they committed after crossing the border would be a better question,  but because I am smart enough to ask that question I am the ignorant one? But you can bet its higher than any stats you put forward for immigrants as a total. Want to have more fun, lets remove the black community from "native born" Americans and see what the crime rate is then shall we?


And Yes most of the  people crossing the US Mexico border are NOT Mexican nationals ,  but from countries further  south - which is why Mexico doesn't give a crap - they don't want them to stop in Mexico. .  Did this article mention that yes, more Illegals in total are  crossing occur every year -no we will obfuscate the real data y pretending that Mexican Nationals are the relevant factor, and then call people like us "ignorant"

Heck they don't even define NET immigration - do you mean LEGAL immigration from Mexico or Illegal immigration?
Oh right, libtards don't make a distinction because they can't tell right from wrong.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1813 on: May 14, 2016, 07:52:08 PM »
From that same Trigglypuff event at UMass, Steven Crowder roasts the sh*t out of them:

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1814 on: May 14, 2016, 09:31:57 PM »
Yes, I'd seen that.  He really took it to 'em.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1815 on: May 16, 2016, 07:15:28 AM »
We should see more of that kind of rant.

I really liked the Psych Prof part, he was really lighting them up right through the finish!   ::clapping::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1816 on: May 16, 2016, 08:32:11 AM »
Not that we need to help leftists define their BS, but some of these are downright hilarious!

http://iotwreport.com/contest-lets-help-the-left-with-their-bullsh*tty-euphemisms/#comments

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1817 on: May 16, 2016, 11:46:23 AM »
Pack your bags Jennifer...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/271754-lib-actress-jennifer-lawrence-i-was-adamant-on-finding-him-and-making-a-video-of-me-going-hey-trump-f**k-you/

...Trump is coming!

 ::hysterical::

Wow, classy and stupid!  Any idiot can become a two-bit actor...in Hollyweird!

And she has a "security team"?  OMG, I hope they don't carry scary guns!  Sorry, I repeated myself, libs think every gun is scary.

And as to her challenge...I think Donald would (obviously) pass...besides, lib chicks can be a petri dish of God-knows-what!   ::speechless::   ::exitstageleft::


And in another hideout for the intellectually challenged...Higher Ed...

http://www.weaselzippers.us/271750-fired-msnbc-race-baiter-and-wake-forest-professor-melissa-harris-perry-says-shes-sewing-seeds-in-hopes-of-future-harvest/

Somebody should sew dumb-ass's lips shut, lest any more ignorance takes root, eh?  Hate-sowing always yields a bitter harvest.  Hope to see this one reaped soon!

 ::whoohoo::



And to complete the trifecta of hilarious stupidity, well, this asshole needs to introduction... “In fact,” he said, “by almost every measure, America is better and the world is better than it was 50 years ago or 30 years ago or even eight years ago.”-Lord of Flies at Rutgers University

Wow, everybody had to be rolling at that whopper!

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

Those Zipperians having a blast too!







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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1818 on: May 16, 2016, 01:27:53 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #1819 on: May 17, 2016, 07:25:03 AM »
I like Mike Rowe.  Lives in the real world, and has a good sense of humor.   ::thumbsup::
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