Even if I liked coffee...I would never go to a coffee place...especially a yuppie one overrun with proglodytes...
I had an old girlfriend from, jeez...twenty years ago who liked her java...I didn't like the folks hanging around there then...and given I am who I am...doing so probably would have landed me in prison for manslaughter or something...I just don't handle stupid very well and try to avoid it all costs...sure it's funny to laugh at, better form a distance though!