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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2900 on: April 03, 2020, 04:16:34 PM »


H/T-WZ

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« Reply #2901 on: April 03, 2020, 04:38:06 PM »
Should've stocked up on the hair bleach, chickie.  Oh wait, look who I'm talkin' to.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2902 on: April 03, 2020, 05:48:49 PM »
A good number of brown and black haired people in the 35-60 yo range (especially women) will be also.  I'd put a smiley here but this one is going to hit a little close to home, so I better not, when the wife is still in range. 
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« Reply #2903 on: April 03, 2020, 07:36:13 PM »
  I 4 more weeks I'm gonna look like a sheep dog.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2904 on: April 03, 2020, 08:45:29 PM »
Due to #quarantinelife, my family & I have decided that we're ONLY going to tell . . .

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. . . inside jokes.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2905 on: April 03, 2020, 09:49:31 PM »
Rodney Dangerfield would be having a field day with this:

"I met a girl last night who was SO ugly . . . I asked her to wear 2 COVID masks, just in case one fell off! Boy was she ugly. And fat too"

How fat was she Rodney??

"She was so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil, O.K.?? Yeah I met her @ the Macy's parade . . . she was wearin' ropes."
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2906 on: April 04, 2020, 06:17:46 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2907 on: April 04, 2020, 03:29:25 PM »
Quote from: John Florida on April 03, 2020, 07:36:13 PM
  I 4 more weeks I'm gonna look like a sheep dog.

I kept putting off a haircut before this shutdown.
I already look like the unabomber.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2908 on: April 04, 2020, 07:15:02 PM »
Quote from: patentlymn on April 04, 2020, 03:29:25 PM
Quote from: John Florida on April 03, 2020, 07:36:13 PM
  I 4 more weeks I'm gonna look like a sheep dog.

I kept putting off a haircut before this shutdown.
I already look like the unabomber.


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2909 on: April 05, 2020, 10:32:18 AM »
Nobody have clippers?  I already volunteered to umm style (heh) my brother & sister...   ::devil::

A little off the top and sides?  OK, buzzcut it is!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2910 on: April 05, 2020, 10:53:23 AM »
Quote from: Pablo de Fleurs on April 03, 2020, 09:49:31 PM
Rodney Dangerfield would be having a field day with this:

"I met a girl last night who was SO ugly . . . I asked her to wear 2 COVID masks, just in case one fell off! Boy was she ugly. And fat too"

How fat was she Rodney??

"She was so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil, O.K.?? Yeah I met her @ the Macy's parade . . . she was wearin' ropes."

"I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her."

"My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water."

 ;D

https://youtu.be/0SVZvWaMWsA
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2911 on: April 05, 2020, 04:37:05 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2912 on: April 05, 2020, 04:44:16 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on April 05, 2020, 10:53:23 AM
Quote from: Pablo de Fleurs on April 03, 2020, 09:49:31 PM
Rodney Dangerfield would be having a field day with this:

"I met a girl last night who was SO ugly . . . I asked her to wear 2 COVID masks, just in case one fell off! Boy was she ugly. And fat too"

How fat was she Rodney??

"She was so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil, O.K.?? Yeah I met her @ the Macy's parade . . . she was wearin' ropes."

"I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her."

"My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water."

 ;D

https://youtu.be/0SVZvWaMWsA


  He still kills me.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2913 on: April 06, 2020, 12:43:45 PM »
Rodney is priceless and timeless.   ::thumbsup::

Take a look at this pic via WZ -



I cannot look at that and not think of the game "whack-a-mole"!   ;D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2914 on: April 06, 2020, 10:20:37 PM »
 
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2915 on: April 08, 2020, 03:07:25 PM »
Looks like a rat to me.

Oh, and see this?

 ::facepalm::

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-installs-ejection-seats-throughout-press-briefing-room

Funny?  Sure...because with these extreme Ameriphobic commie pricks it should NOT be fiction!!!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2916 on: April 08, 2020, 03:46:25 PM »
That's Pepino, the Italian Mouse.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2917 on: April 08, 2020, 04:18:29 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2918 on: April 09, 2020, 07:40:46 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
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