Rodney Dangerfield would be having a field day with this:
"I met a girl last night who was SO ugly . . . I asked her to wear 2 COVID masks, just in case one fell off! Boy was she ugly. And fat too"
How fat was she Rodney??
"She was so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil, O.K.?? Yeah I met her @ the Macy's parade . . . she was wearin' ropes."