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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3020 on: July 15, 2020, 08:17:30 PM »
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on July 15, 2020, 05:44:12 PM
Quote from: Libertas on July 15, 2020, 01:49:47 PM

H/T-WZ

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This is why I have five tape measures!

  But where are they is the question.   Yesterday a searched the first floor of the house and then retraced my steps looking for a pair of reading glasses that were in my shirt pocket.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3021 on: July 15, 2020, 11:02:00 PM »
Quote from: John Florida on July 15, 2020, 08:17:30 PM
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on July 15, 2020, 05:44:12 PM
Quote from: Libertas on July 15, 2020, 01:49:47 PM

H/T-WZ

 ::hysterical::

This is why I have five tape measures!

  But where are they is the question.   Yesterday a searched the first floor of the house and then retraced my steps looking for a pair of reading glasses that were in my shirt pocket.

I've learned that things "bubble up" eventually. If you have sufficient quantity of a certain thing it will bubble up sooner ;'}

I misplaced my wood splitting wedges recently. I spent a half hour looking and then bought more. Today I walked right up to them!

Murphy's law
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3022 on: July 16, 2020, 06:57:07 AM »
I used to have a rule that any family member who "borrowed" a tool (screwdriver, hammer, pliers, etc) HAD to return it to my workshop.

But my sweet wife never would & 1/2 of any routine job meant searching for what she misplaced . . .

 . . . so I bought her a few tools of her own

(but she's always losing them & . . . borrows mine!)  ::)
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3023 on: July 16, 2020, 08:40:54 AM »
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on July 15, 2020, 11:02:00 PM
Quote from: John Florida on July 15, 2020, 08:17:30 PM
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on July 15, 2020, 05:44:12 PM
Quote from: Libertas on July 15, 2020, 01:49:47 PM

H/T-WZ

 ::hysterical::

This is why I have five tape measures!

  But where are they is the question.   Yesterday a searched the first floor of the house and then retraced my steps looking for a pair of reading glasses that were in my shirt pocket.

I've learned that things "bubble up" eventually. If you have sufficient quantity of a certain thing it will bubble up sooner ;'}

I misplaced my wood splitting wedges recently. I spent a half hour looking and then bought more. Today I walked right up to them!

Murphy's law

Yeah...I call that one the bleeping mental block syndrome...you look for something so hard, have it fixed in your mind exactly what it looks like...and you are blind to it...I've learned after a few minutes to give it up and do something else...an over-night works best...and then not even looking for it you see it.

But it's irritating as all heck when it strikes!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3024 on: July 16, 2020, 08:45:03 AM »
Quote from: Pablo de Fleurs on July 16, 2020, 06:57:07 AM
I used to have a rule that any family member who "borrowed" a tool (screwdriver, hammer, pliers, etc) HAD to return it to my workshop.

But my sweet wife never would & 1/2 of any routine job meant searching for what she misplaced . . .

 . . . so I bought her a few tools of her own

(but she's always losing them & . . . borrows mine!)  ::)

OK, apart form the losing part...as a kid me and my brother drove my father nuts...

My brother would use a hammer, take it off it's place on the hook...and leave it on the garage floor...I would then use the hammer and do as I was told time and time again...put it where I found it...on the garage floor...

Father comes home...see's hammer...has to know it's coming...that's where I found it.   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3025 on: July 16, 2020, 01:07:26 PM »
Wait til it gets to the point you forget what you're looking for ::confused::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3026 on: July 16, 2020, 06:30:37 PM »
On balance I often "find" things I didn't know I had lost - while searching for things I cannot find.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3027 on: July 16, 2020, 07:53:24 PM »
Quote from: paulh on July 16, 2020, 01:07:26 PM
Wait til it gets to the point you forget what you're looking for ::confused::
 

   I'm there.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3028 on: July 17, 2020, 07:58:52 AM »
I do not loose anything...some things are just temporarily in a place they don't belong that I haven't located yet...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3029 on: July 17, 2020, 03:55:34 PM »

I've lost tools and need them so I buy another. When I put it away I find that the missing tool is there.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3030 on: July 17, 2020, 04:00:13 PM »
And the tool collection is now yuuuuuge.   ;D

Really though, can you have too many?  Legacy items, your kids gonna make a haul.   ::thumbsup::

I came across this earlier as I was rummaging...believe you posted it a while back...

http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,15175.msg171099.html#msg171099

...I struggle with patience...the older I get the better it isn't getting...so if I can't find after a few attempts...I go get it...OK, maybe down to 2 attempts now...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3031 on: July 19, 2020, 01:13:52 PM »

H/T-WZ
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3032 on: July 22, 2020, 11:44:59 AM »
This is funny...


H/T-WRSA@GAB

This is better...


H/T-WZ

But this is way better...

https://twitter.com/i/status/1285514792636223494

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3033 on: July 22, 2020, 06:04:54 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3034 on: July 24, 2020, 12:32:40 PM »
Oh Lordy!



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3035 on: July 28, 2020, 11:05:07 AM »
Heh!

Saw this @ WZ -

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3036 on: July 28, 2020, 09:00:23 PM »
Quote from: rustybayonet on July 28, 2020, 10:38:43 AM
Not from the web, but from a friend -- at least I thought it's funny --

  Putting ideas like that out there is bad,.    foottapping ::thinking::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3037 on: July 29, 2020, 07:52:48 AM »
Rusty - Please delete your comment as soon as possible. Opening it reveals personal details that you'd rather not be broadcast to the world!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3038 on: July 29, 2020, 08:19:03 AM »
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on July 29, 2020, 07:52:48 AM
Rusty - Please delete your comment as soon as possible. Opening it reveals personal details that you'd rather not be broadcast to the world!

Which comment?  Did he delete it or change it?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3039 on: July 29, 2020, 08:50:39 AM »
The Ernest pic?

Anyway...

Sawe this at TLR/CT - Hilarious...tweakers!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1288061853650890755

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