Old Sunday School song...
Young Folks, Old Folks
CHORUS
Young folks, old folks everybody come
Come to Sunday School & have a lot of fun!
Please check your razors & rifles @ the door
And you’ll hear some Bible stories that you’ve never heard before.
Moses was the leader of Israel’s flock
With an old umbrella he brought water from the rock
Everyone came forward and they gave a mighty cheer
But they all were disappointed when they saw it wasn’t beer!
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
Couldn't please the king so out they had to go;
He threw 'em in the furnace, tried to burn 'em with his staff,
But they wore asbestos underwear and gave the king a laugh!
David and Solomon both led naughty lives
Flirting in the afternoon with other people's wives
Eventually in their latter years their conscience gave them qualms
That’s why Solomon penned the Proverbs, and why David wrote the Psalms.
Samson was a very mighty man,
He could do anything that dynamite can
He leaned upon the temple and that’s when the temple fell
And all the people,
Ran
Like . . .
(Young folks, old folks everybody come
Come to Sunday School & have a lot of fun!)