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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3340 on: September 26, 2021, 01:40:04 PM »


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« Reply #3341 on: September 26, 2021, 08:47:40 PM »
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« Reply #3342 on: September 26, 2021, 09:06:34 PM »
Wow.  I was just thinking about Sandy Becker and his show the other day.

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« Reply #3343 on: September 27, 2021, 10:06:06 AM »

H/T-CTH

And, going to the hardware store later today...maybe I should remember this one....


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« Reply #3344 on: September 28, 2021, 01:46:44 PM »
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« Reply #3345 on: September 29, 2021, 12:04:14 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3346 on: September 29, 2021, 05:50:13 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziL9mualQck

And the proper soundtrack to accompany this epic Minnesota police pursuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3347 on: September 30, 2021, 08:12:43 AM »
Yeah, the BH theme fits.  The po-leece act like they've all failed their driver training....

I can understand city flatfoots being a little under par...Sheriff's should be better...

It's like they were afraid to make contact...like a linebacker afraid to make a tackle...

Looks like a Sheriff SUV at the end had enough and just t-boned his Saturn driving ass...

Overall, if not for the dude noted above...it would grade out to a well earned F, the dude above got them their D-



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« Reply #3348 on: September 30, 2021, 09:54:52 AM »
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« Reply #3349 on: September 30, 2021, 11:43:07 AM »
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« Reply #3350 on: September 30, 2021, 12:56:33 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3351 on: October 01, 2021, 09:45:04 AM »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1441890149319598082

Yeah, and that was a while ago...


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« Reply #3352 on: October 01, 2021, 11:36:42 AM »
BB is on fire...

https://youtu.be/RLQWWPNRKkw

"Yeah, you're pretty much out of options at this point," said Brad Chadarad, a financial advisor for Northwestern Mutual. "Government spending will probably devalue the dollar and cause it to collapse before you retire. The best advice I can offer you is to figure out how to go back in time and buy Bitcoin."

In addition to buying Bitcoin back in 2009, experts are also recommending:

Being a best-selling author
Becoming a #1 NBA draft pick
Going to Harvard and joining the elite ruling class
looting
selling your old beanie babies
starting an OnlyFans
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Ron Paul has proposed an alternate idea where we build a time machine and go back in time to end the Federal Reserve instead.

https://babylonbee.com/news/financial-experts-recommend-inventing-time-machine-going-back-to-2009-and-telling-yourself-to-buy-bitcoin

Americans are mourning today after the Senate announced they have agreed on a deal to continue funding the government for a few more months.

"Why? Why? Why? Why can't they just shut down and leave us alone?" said everyone. "All we wanted was a shutdown for a few months to give us a little break, maybe a forever shutdown. That would have been nice. Now our hopes and dreams are shattered."

"Yay! We funded the government!" said the government. "Now you don't have to worry about us leaving ever again! Will be with you forever and ever and ever!"

Everyone groaned in response and went to Cabelas to buy more ammo.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-mourning-as-government-shutdown-averted

After a judge ended her conservatorship, Britney Spears is free to leave her home and walk freely in California for the first time in 12 years. Unfortunately, she had no idea that California has become a post-apocalyptic dystopia.

"Wha... what happened here?" stuttered Britney as she stepped out her front door into a scorched wasteland littered with tents, burnt trees, and poop.

"Hey kid," she said to a feral child running by. "I haven't really been keeping up with the news. What happened here?"

The child screeched in an unknown tongue and skittered away behind a pile of trash.

According to sources, Gavin Newsom was there waiting to greet the newly freed Britney Spears. "Congratulations on your freedom, Britney!" exclaimed Newsom. "Now put on your mask and get back inside! Don't you know there's a pandemic?"

 Witnesses say Spears failed to immediately comply with the order and is now in an L.A. jail.

Welcome back, Britney!

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-freed-britney-spears-bewildered-as-she-steps-out-into-post-apocalyptic-wasteland-of-california

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« Reply #3353 on: October 01, 2021, 12:00:21 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3354 on: October 01, 2021, 12:10:03 PM »
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-mourning-as-government-shutdown-averted

BIG DEAL!  Only 18% of the govt shuts down during a "govt shutdown", which, and it figures, includes National Parks and "scenic roadside stops" (which is a little space on the side of the road from which one can 'view the scenery', at which they put up barricades  ::confused::  ).
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3355 on: October 01, 2021, 12:23:17 PM »
Yup...

It's that "essential" BS...which most of them are NOT!

And they cannot be consistent on that concept either...look at all the "essential" workers last year in health care being kicked to the curb for not taking the toxic jab!  Yesterdays heroes are tomorrows zeroes...the Marxist view of people summed up nicely...

OK, all fired up again...

Time for another humor break...


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It's not even sad that fighting machines might be the best we could hope for...

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« Reply #3356 on: October 01, 2021, 12:36:23 PM »
Coming soon from The Brothers Grimm . . .

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3357 on: October 01, 2021, 09:15:52 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3358 on: October 04, 2021, 07:56:01 AM »
OK, stealing both of those!

See this?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1444460915802484737

Have to be deaf to buy the Nothing But Commies reporterette's BS!!!

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« Reply #3359 on: October 06, 2021, 09:15:42 AM »
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