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Offline Weisshaupt

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Retired Chicken Housing
« on: May 15, 2012, 12:02:43 PM »
 Direct from Portlandia- Retired Chicken Housing

Obviously e should tear down surplus human housing and build coups for retired and elderly Chickens.
Meanwhile, while you are kissing your chicken, there are real live human children starving.
Tell me how noble and good you are again?

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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 12:21:11 PM »
See what happens when other states let these libiot refugees from California in?

Should be putting libiots in pens so they don't inflict their torment upon us!
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 12:33:08 PM »
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The chicken retirement phenomenon in Oregon presents a unique approach to urban farming, one that appeals to the lifestyle of its people.

This is NOT farming.  Not as I understand it anyway.  Do these birds lay?  If not, besides making chickensht, what the hell good are they if they don't wind up in the pot either?  Talk about "useless eaters".

Heard on the "news" today that many Californians are a-goin' ta Texas.  Texans better start right now making these people unwelcome and reeeeelly uncomfortable.
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 12:36:24 PM »
There is nothing noble or good about it. Similarly, it is not about children or chickens.

It is about further burdening the system in an effort to crash it.

Though the clods that start such programs likely don't realize that that is exactly what they are doing (mainly due to abject stupidity). The leftist leadership has been exceptionally effective at conditioning their followers to think that if the cause 'appears' noble and good, it is. So they fight tooth and nail for it even though it is obvious that in the long run, there is nothing noble or good about the aforementioned cause and in the end it will turn out to be very bad for the children. No matter though, because when the end of that program comes and all the bad stuff starts happening to the 'children' they'll fix it with another equally-sounding noble and good program that, in the long run, will turn out (again) to be bad for the children.

Incrementalism has gotten us here and it continues to bedevil us all.
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 12:38:00 PM »
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The chicken retirement phenomenon in Oregon presents a unique approach to urban farming, one that appeals to the lifestyle of its people.

This is NOT farming.  Not as I understand it anyway.  Do these birds lay?  If not, besides making chickensht, what the hell good are they if they don't wind up in the pot either?  Talk about "useless eaters".

Heard on the "news" today that many Californians are a-goin' ta Texas.  Texans better start right now making these people unwelcome and reeeeelly uncomfortable.

They'll probably mostly go to Austin and Houston, thereby increasing the already high asshat factor in those environs...

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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 12:43:30 PM »

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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 04:30:00 PM »
I am now rooting for the coyotes in Portlandia.

Let's send in  ::taz::
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 05:05:31 PM »

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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 07:47:34 PM »
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The chicken retirement phenomenon in Oregon presents a unique approach to urban farming, one that appeals to the lifestyle of its people.

This is NOT farming.  Not as I understand it anyway.  Do these birds lay?  If not, besides making chickensht, what the hell good are they if they don't wind up in the pot either?  Talk about "useless eaters".

Heard on the "news" today that many Californians are a-goin' ta Texas.  Texans better start right now making these people unwelcome and reeeeelly uncomfortable.

Proof again that liberals have a complete and total immunity to all forms of cognitive dissonance. They're always leaving behind the areas that have been politically and culturally dominated by them for decades, and moving to areas that are supposedly unenlightened redneck flyover country. They do this in massive enough numbers to constitute a genuine statistical phenomenon, yet apparently not a single one of them ever connects the dots. Nope, they just immediately set about crapping the nest in their new environs.

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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 08:45:44 PM »
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Proof again that liberals have a complete and total immunity to all forms of cognitive dissonance. They're always leaving behind the areas that have been politically and culturally dominated by them for decades, and moving to areas that are supposedly unenlightened redneck flyover country. They do this in massive enough numbers to constitute a genuine statistical phenomenon, yet apparently not a single one of them ever connects the dots. Nope, they just immediately set about crapping the nest in their new environs.

Don't be so sure that those Californians that are moving to Texas are of the liberal ilk.  I personally know quite a few conservatives here that have had enough of the "Communist Republik of California" and have set sights on a more conservative local to raise their kids.  Besides the liberals love it here in Ca. why would they want to leave, everything is provided for them. 
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 09:05:58 PM »
I speak from the experience of seeing my part of the country flooded with people escaping decrepit Rust Belt cities. Their politics come with them. Always.
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 09:20:00 PM »
So......why would I not be surprised to find chicken housing funded by tax dollars. Or a grant. Or the chickens aquired SS numbers and drawing SS checks. Or welfare. Or the urban farms are on a subsidy.
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 09:32:33 PM »

Don, they're all part of the family, it's probably SSI they are receiving.

and

Always: the mid-seventies migration completely flipped voting demographics
and initiated a wave of liberalism that hasn't been stopped.

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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 10:08:52 PM »

Don, they're all part of the family, it's probably SSI they are receiving.

and

Always: the mid-seventies migration completely flipped voting demographics
and initiated a wave of liberalism that hasn't been stopped.



Lol....the mid seventies migration......lol....I thought you meant chickens...lol
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 11:30:06 PM »
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The chicken retirement phenomenon in Oregon presents a unique approach to urban farming, one that appeals to the lifestyle of its people.

This is NOT farming.  Not as I understand it anyway.  Do these birds lay?  If not, besides making chickensht, what the hell good are they if they don't wind up in the pot either?  Talk about "useless eaters".

Heard on the "news" today that many Californians are a-goin' ta Texas.  Texans better start right now making these people unwelcome and reeeeelly uncomfortable.

Proof again that liberals have a complete and total immunity to all forms of cognitive dissonance. They're always leaving behind the areas that have been politically and culturally dominated by them for decades, and moving to areas that are supposedly unenlightened redneck flyover country. They do this in massive enough numbers to constitute a genuine statistical phenomenon, yet apparently not a single one of them ever connects the dots. Nope, they just immediately set about crapping the nest in their new environs.

Liberals are a plague, a scourge on Western civilization.

Locusts I tellz ya ...
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2012, 07:52:29 AM »
Locusts...

See we need one big-ass jar of honey!

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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2012, 07:56:28 AM »
Locusts...

See we need one big-ass jar of honey!

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Hell...we do, it's called DC.... But I'd be ok nuking it.
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2012, 08:15:13 AM »
Locusts...

See we need one big-ass jar of honey!

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Hell...we do, it's called DC.... But I'd be ok nuking it.

If the trap is set... 
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2012, 10:39:51 AM »

Heard on the "news" today that many Californians are a-goin' ta Texas.  Texans better start right now making these people unwelcome and reeeeelly uncomfortable.

They'll be right at home in Austin.
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Re: Retired Chicken Housing
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2012, 01:24:37 PM »

If they would just stay there.  Of course, you won't find them
at Carrizo Springs making 100K a year as unskilled labor.