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Offline Predator Don

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please vote for my husband
« on: May 23, 2012, 12:26:16 PM »
 Please Vote For My Husband
>>>Remember this in November!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>THANK YOU AMERICA !
>>>>Dear American Taxpayer
>>>>
>>>>For only the second time in my adult life, I am not
>>>>ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard
>>>>working American people for paying $242 thousand
>>>>dollars for my vacation in Spain .
>>>>
>>>>My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends,
>>>>my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.
>>>>
>>>>Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed
>>>>in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.
>>>>
>>>>Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two
>>>>and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged
>>>>along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
>>>>By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol ,
>>>>I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant
>>>>in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters!
>>>>I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty,
>>>>but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it?
>>>>
>>>>Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate
>>>>according to Government Accounting Office reports)
>>>>only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip
>>>>and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.
>>>>
>>>>These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
>>>>That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend
>>>>Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American
>>>>citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and
>>>>drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
>>>>carbon footprint.
>>>>
>>>>I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling
>>>>to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.
>>>>So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you
>>>>find work soon.
>>>>I was really exhausted after Barack took our family
>>>>on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.
>>>>I just had to get away for a few days.
>>>>
>>>>Cordially,
>>>>Michelle (Moochelle) Obama
>>>>
>>>>P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip
>>>>to India from which we just returned!
>>>>
>>>>P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to
>>>>Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous.
>>>>
>>>>And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our
>>>>dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children
>>>>could have him with us while we were away from the
>>>>White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't
>>>>take him on Air Force One because he might pee
>>>>on some wires or something.
>>>>
>>>>P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for
>>>>our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000
>>>>square foot house was great!
>>>>P.SSSs don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter
>>>>and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom.
>>>>All this while Barack golf’s and campaigns to
>>>>keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !
>>>>Love Ya!Remember, we all have to share the pain of these
>>>>economic times equally!
>>>>Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.
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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 12:34:18 PM »
Dear Mrs. Obama (aka Wookie),

You and your socialist America-loathing hubby are getting pink-slipped, and no that's not some freaky cross-dressing party gift you twisted sister, it means YOU'RE FIRED!  And it also means GTFO of the White House and please, please feel free to let the door hit your asses on the way out!

Signed.

-The American People

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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 05:26:26 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 06:49:05 PM »
I bet they strip the place to the walls.
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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 08:01:56 PM »
I bet they strip the place to the walls.


 It's been done before....by demorats IIRC.
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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 08:28:53 PM »
I bet they strip the place to the walls.


 It's been done before....by demorats IIRC.

IIRC the Clintons.
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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 10:26:47 PM »
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2012, 10:27:44 PM »
I bet they strip the place to the walls.


 It's been done before....by demorats IIRC.

IIRC the Clintons.

This time around it will be way way worse...

We should start a pool on the dollar amount required to repair, replace & renovate!

 ;D
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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 11:02:16 PM »

They're already doing it.  Silverware, jewelry, and if you
see a big purse or travel bag, well, there goes the china.

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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2012, 12:03:00 AM »

They're already doing it.  Silverware, jewelry, and if you
see a big purse or travel bag, well, there goes the china.


Michelle could stuff some things in her pants pockets and no one would notice.
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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2012, 04:49:14 AM »
I bet they strip the place to the walls.


 It's been done before....by demorats IIRC.

IIRC the Clintons.

This time around it will be way way worse...

We should start a pool on the dollar amount required to repair, replace & renovate!

 ;D

Hell , the curtains were blowin' out the windows after their first week in the place ! ::angry:: ::gaah:: ::cussing::

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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2012, 07:52:26 AM »
Yeah, might as well raze the place and start from scratch...
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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2012, 09:26:29 AM »
Yeah, might as well raze the place and start from scratch...

Can we do it now, while they are home of course.
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Re: please vote for my husband
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2012, 09:59:06 AM »
Yeah, might as well raze the place and start from scratch...

Can we do it now, while they are home of course.

Oops!

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