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Obama's early girlfriends
« on: May 31, 2012, 10:54:02 AM »

16 Revelations About Young Barack Obama From His Ex-Girlfriends

A sample:
                   Genevieve Cook, On Her First Date With Obama After Meeting At A
                   Party:

                  "I’m pretty sure we had dinner maybe the Wednesday after. I think
                   maybe he cooked me dinner. Then we went and talked in his bedroom.
                   And then I spent the night. It all felt very inevitable."

It's a must see and read!



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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 12:09:44 PM »
"...running sweat, Brut spray deodorant, smoking, eating raisins, sleeping, breathing."

Those aren't raisins!   ::speechless::   ::hysterical::

Obama's Response To Genevieve Cook When She Said "I Love You":

"Thank you."

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::



What a fricken loser!

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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 12:14:45 PM »
Loser


That's not one of the special words we can't use is it? Cuz I got others just as appropriate.
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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 12:21:14 PM »
Ya know, I used to be a dope-smoking, womanizing little asshole too. The thing is, I would never have sought the Presidency of the United States.

Obama was the head of the "Choom Gang". I was the "Gribbly King".

The "gribbly" was the name we gave to the dust and crumbs that were left over on the pot tray and our various paraphernalia devices after all the pot was gone. I was considered the expert at eking out one more buzz after the pot officially ran out. When we were out of dope, my friends would call on the Gribbly King to make something happen.

Maybe I should have sought the Presidency, if that standard is really this low. Would President Gribbly King be so much worse than President Choom?
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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 12:28:02 PM »
Rock, paper, scissors...Gribbly, choom, loser.

Yeah, I'd pick gribbly too!

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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2012, 12:41:39 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on May 31, 2012, 12:21:14 PM
Ya know, I used to be a dope-smoking, womanizing little asshole too. The thing is, I would never have sought the Presidency of the United States.


makes you more qualified right there---you were already smarter than him...





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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2012, 12:43:24 PM »
My qualification for office: figuring out innovative ways to stretch resources...

"As the Gribbly King, I was an efficient dope-smoker. That's more qualification than President Choom ever had."
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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2012, 12:44:42 PM »
Next video: obamas early boyfriends.
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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2012, 12:51:29 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on May 31, 2012, 12:43:24 PM
My qualification for office: figuring out innovative ways to stretch resources...

"As the Gribbly King, I was an efficient dope-smoker. That's more qualification than President Choom ever had."

... And I was never a Muslim.
And my parents are both American.
And I've always considered the United States my home.
And I never was never pals with terrorists or communists.
And my spiritual mentors never said White people were the spawn of the devil or that God should damn America.
And...
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Re: Obama's early girlfriends
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2012, 01:08:38 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on May 31, 2012, 12:21:14 PM
Ya know, I used to be a dope-smoking, womanizing little asshole too. The thing is, I would never have sought the Presidency of the United States.

Obama was the head of the "Choom Gang". I was the "Gribbly King".

The "gribbly" was the name we gave to the dust and crumbs that were left over on the pot tray and our various paraphernalia devices after all the pot was gone. I was considered the expert at eking out one more buzz after the pot officially ran out. When we were out of dope, my friends would call on the Gribbly King to make something happen.

Maybe I should have sought the Presidency, if that standard is really this low. Would President Gribbly King be so much worse than President Choom?
Sure, at least you had an idea that pot costs money
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