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Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« on: October 25, 2012, 05:36:18 PM »
Really? From what angle do they need to look symmetrical?


http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/24/14676860-chin-implant-down-there-makes-guys-testicles-symmetrical?lite

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Men are finally catching up to women, at least when it comes to body-image issues.
For the first time, doctors in Mexico have used a silicone chin implant to give a man's testicles a more symmetrical look. The new surgery is a safe way to boost the body image of the growing number of men who have issues with their genitalia, researchers say in the new study. "We are starting to have the same kind of problems that the ladies have with body image," said urologist and lead author Fernando Ugarte of the National Autonomous University of Mexico. "There are many people who are probably not feeling satisfied with their testicular size, and now they have a new option."
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 05:36:45 PM »
Oy vey.  Nothing on the body's two sides is symmetrical.  The guys that fret over such t'ings have too much .... time ... on their hands.
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 05:37:16 PM »
Maybe they could find something more productive to handle.
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 05:37:59 PM »
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 05:38:19 PM »
Boob-thread me, willya.
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 05:58:39 PM »
Wonder what the Spanish is for halfsack.
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 06:04:44 PM »
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 06:09:18 PM »
So...I guess we will be burdened with a testicle emoticon?
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 06:41:02 PM »
Pan   ::facepalm::  

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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 06:47:33 PM »
Hmmm... Chin implant. In the testicles.

We're talking about a prosthesis, not a sex act, right?

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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 06:47:50 PM »
Quote from: LadyVirginia on October 25, 2012, 06:41:02 PM
Pan   ::facepalm::  



Nevermind, "Pan  ::facepalm::  "!

They've been screwing with me, (and you, by extension) for four pages with that boob thread!

Use that good wit of yours and get some "turnabout is fair play" on this here thread!
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 06:52:25 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on October 25, 2012, 06:47:33 PM
Hmmm... Chin implant. In the testicles.

We're talking about a prosthesis, not a sex act, right?

 ::thinking::

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Depends.  Where's that "head up butt" jpeg when ya need it.
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 07:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Predator Don on October 25, 2012, 06:09:18 PM
So...I guess we will be burdened with a testicle emoticon?

No such luck, sonnyjim.
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 07:22:18 PM »
Quote from: Pandora on October 25, 2012, 07:04:22 PM
Quote from: Predator Don on October 25, 2012, 06:09:18 PM
So...I guess we will be burdened with a testicle emoticon?

No such luck, sonnyjim.

I'm crushed  :o
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 07:24:06 PM »
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on October 25, 2012, 07:22:18 PM
Quote from: Pandora on October 25, 2012, 07:04:22 PM
Quote from: Predator Don on October 25, 2012, 06:09:18 PM
So...I guess we will be burdened with a testicle emoticon?

No such luck, sonnyjim.

I'm crushed  :o

That's what HE said.
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2012, 07:39:34 PM »
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2012, 07:54:52 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on October 25, 2012, 06:47:33 PM
Hmmm... Chin implant. In the testicles.

We're talking about a prosthesis, not a sex act, right?

 ::thinking::

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Emoticon????
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2012, 09:25:48 PM »
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2012, 09:28:00 PM »
Quote from: AlanS on October 25, 2012, 09:25:48 PM
Quote from: Pandora on October 25, 2012, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on October 25, 2012, 07:22:18 PM
Quote from: Pandora on October 25, 2012, 07:04:22 PM
Quote from: Predator Don on October 25, 2012, 06:09:18 PM
So...I guess we will be burdened with a testicle emoticon?

No such luck, sonnyjim.

I'm crushed  :o

That's what HE said.

Hence the implant.

Not in this case, but, otherwise, "eggzackly".

Is this y'all's thread, hmmm?
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Re: Chin implant down there makes guys' testicles symmetrical
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2012, 11:04:52 PM »
a liberal man

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