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Offline ChrstnHsbndFthr

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New Job for Obama!
« on: October 26, 2012, 03:23:52 PM »
I was talking to a Dear Friend and he was worried about Obama in his retirement. The man has a wife and two kids and needs to be able to support them. His suggestion was that we have an opening for an Ambassador to Libya to reopen our Benghazi consulate. Seems fair to me. Compassionate conservatism and such, I guess. What do you think?
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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2012, 03:32:34 PM »
I think he'd fit right in, but I'm loathe to put the Secret Service at risk.
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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2012, 03:34:49 PM »
I think he'd fit right in, but I'm loathe to put the Secret Service at risk.

Who said anything about sending protection? I got an idea....send him with a condom.
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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2012, 04:26:31 PM »
...and instructions "how to wash".

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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2012, 01:28:29 PM »
He can go back to Indonesia and be a Thursday night Muzzie boy toy for all I give damn, as long as he is the hell out of my country!
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2012, 12:36:06 AM »
I think he'd fit right in, but I'm loathe to put the Secret Service at risk.

give him the same help he gave Stevens and the Seals
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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2012, 11:01:21 PM »
If only Obama had the sense and dignity to "do the honorable thing" and save the country the impeachment trial that is sure to follow his re-election.  God forbid.

Of course, if he did, there would be no need to impeach him in the first place. What a terrible circle.
“My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
Phil Robertson an elder in the church of Christ

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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2012, 03:15:45 AM »
I wish for it, too but no impeachment is forthcoming.

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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2012, 08:32:22 AM »
I wish for it, too but no impeachment is forthcoming.


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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2012, 08:33:50 AM »
I wish for it, too but no impeachment is forthcoming.


  That's a shame.But one thing that happened is that Holder is off the news.

I hear the lonely cry of lamposts needing decorations...
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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2012, 11:21:35 AM »
I wish for it, too but no impeachment is forthcoming.


  That's a shame.But one thing that happened is that Holder is off the news.

I hear the lonely cry of lamposts needing decorations...

Well, Christmas is coming an' all ............
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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2012, 11:28:53 AM »
I wish for it, too but no impeachment is forthcoming.


  That's a shame.But one thing that happened is that Holder is off the news.

I hear the lonely cry of lamposts needing decorations...

Well, Christmas is coming an' all ............

'Tis better to give...

I am in a giving mood! 
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2012, 02:19:22 PM »
I wish for it, too but no impeachment is forthcoming.


  That's a shame.But one thing that happened is that Holder is off the news.

I hear the lonely cry of lamposts needing decorations...

Well, Christmas is coming an' all ............

'Tis better to give...

I am in a giving mood! 

 This year the gift will be short ropes.
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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2012, 03:51:01 PM »

Remember, 13 loops.

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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2012, 05:54:19 PM »
I think he'd fit right in, but I'm loathe to put the Secret Service at risk.

This is an easy one........

Give him an attorney, Eric H. and a body guard, Janet N.

That's what we've had, it was good enough for the American people its good enough for jug-head.

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Re: New Job for Obama!
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2012, 09:01:48 PM »
I think he'd fit right in, but I'm loathe to put the Secret Service at risk.

This is an easy one........

Give him an attorney, Eric H. and a body guard, Janet N.

That's what we've had, it was good enough for the American people its good enough for jug-head.


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