See this stupendous BS?
The White House has been consulting with the oil industry to seek a remedy for rising gasoline prices as surging inflation threatens to tarnish the economic recovery, according to three people familiar with the discussions.https://www.politico.com/news/2021/10/13/white-house-biden-gas-prices-515957 Has to be the most retarded conversation ever!
Illegitimate Biden/Harris Regime's Chief of the Central Planning Committee Directorship of Economic Activity, Wesley Mouch - "Hey? We need you to lower gas prices?"
Oil Executives - (mumbling)
Mouch - "Just on a temporary transitional basis."
Oil Executives - "How long?"
Mouch - "Not too long, just till we get things turned around to the new normal earth-friendly sustainable ways of doing energy stuff."
Oil Executives - (mumbling)
Mouch - "Hey, we're all in this together, everybody has to do their share for the greater good."
Oil Executives - "You allowing more exploration"?
Mouch - "Umm, no...that's not environmentally friendly...isn't everything already explored? Just drop the prices."
Oil Executives - "There is always new discoveries... Are you allowing pipelines?"
Mouch - "Certainly not! They're ecological time bombs!"
Oil Executives - "Uhh huh...no point in informing you how product flows now...on aging infrastructure you won't let us repair, is there?"
Mouch - "Look, just lower the prices by half, that should be fine."
Oil Executives - "You can do that yourself...just end the taxes."
Mouch - (gasp) "Are you crazy? The government needs revenue!"
Oil Executives - "And we don't?"
Mouch - "You have more than enough, you can sacrifice!"
Oil Executives - "Actually, no...it used to be back in the DTD (Donald Trump Days) we could earn our usual 8% on gross revenue after a double-dose of taxes to put back into infrastructure, exploration and new reserves and merit increases for our employees...but thanks to your enlightened leadership we are lucky to have near half that...we have none to spare. Reduce your taxes or pull your idiotic regulations."
Mouch - "You can't be serious? This is not reasonable. You must reconsider, or we will force you!"
Oil Executives - "Force away, we're walking away...you figure it out."
Mouch - (Screaming, swearing...incoherent bleating)
Oil Executives - "What a dangerous little moron..."