But wait, the Pubbies must play by one set of rules the other side gets to exploit them, that's just the way it is, we cannot stoop to being like them, oh noes, can't have that now can we, yet, we can remain calm and win it next time! Rah, rah, siss boom bah! Goooooooo, Pubbies!
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f**k these fools!