RickZ, that made me laugh! I see a possibility of it happening one day... let's see, I'm solid Christian, so will not submit to radical islam or any such nonsense and I will not bow to any government... so you think that puts me in any special line?
Well it certainly isn't The Free Shyt Army line. More like the line into the reeducation camp, if you're lucky.
/If you wear glasses, forget about it. Think of those wonderful Democratic Kampouchians and their Killing Fields. Glasses = rich, just like a 401(k) = rich and having a home not in foresclosure = rich.
Welcome to Owebamanation, where everything is possible*, including violating the rules of physics and economics.
* Paraphrase of a line from
Reilly: Ace of Spies. A friend of Reilly was a government apparachik after the October Revolution: "Welcome to Bolshevia, where everything is possible."