Hey, everyone!
I have a small penis. Or at least I did before I had gender reassignment surgery. Now I don't have one at all. Weird, huh?
I thought that I could waltz on in here and spam your forum with impunity but was I ever wrong. I suppose it's because I spent my childhood locked in a wicker basket in a dark closet. When I got older and they let me out I tortured small animals and learned to vote Democrat. It's the liberal way.
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