Topic: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say

[Pandora]

Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 2

[IronDioPriest]

My MiL (from Flippin AR) just heard me watching this video. She said, "What is that? It sounds like a bunch of sh*t Southern women say." 

BTW... :38 secs? Hummina-hummina. 

[Libertas]

"...jerk a knot in your tail..."!!!   

[Sectionhand]

Man ... That takes me back to my log-rollin' days !

[Glock32]

BTW... :38 secs? Hummina-hummina. 

You got that right.   

[Pandora]

"...jerk a knot in your tail..."!!!   

I like that one, too, Libertas.

IDP, LOL your MiL.

[AmericanPatriot]

It makes me melt when I get called "Sugah"

[Alphabet Soup]

It makes me melt when I get called "Sugah"

I still recall how much crap I got from females after my family moved to Washington when I would call them "Ma'am". You'da thought I called 'em "bitch" (actually nowadays I think that is de rigueur). It didn't help (or even matter) when it was pointed out that these were the manners we were taught and that it was a sign of respect.

The funny thing is, all these decades later I still do that - much to their distress and aggravation (old habits die hard). However, being an old curmudgeon means that I am free to call 'em bitches too (when the circumstances warrant of course)

 

[warpmine]

It makes me melt when I get called "Sugah"

I still recall how much crap I got from females after my family moved to Washington when I would call them "Ma'am". You'da thought I called 'em "bitch" (actually nowadays I think that is de rigueur). It didn't help (or even matter) when it was pointed out that these were the manners we were taught and that it was a sign of respect.

The funny thing is, all these decades later I still do that - much to their distress and aggravation (old habits die hard). However, being an old curmudgeon means that I am free to call 'em bitches too (when the circumstances warrant of course)

 

My guess is they don't want or deserve that respect so start to call them their preferred address, whore and bitch.

[ChrstnHsbndFthr]

The one. "he's happier'n a dog with two peters" was a new one on me. Had to clean my computer screen and it was a waste of good rum. Funny as all get out, though!

[Predator Don]

I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered. 

[Pandora]

I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered. 

Boy, you dun bin programmed.  LoL.

[Sectionhand]

I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered. 

I lived in the Deep South for nine years . I'm fluent in "Southern Woman" !

[Libertas]

I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered. 

I lived in the Deep South for nine years . I'm fluent in "Southern Woman" !

Where can I get one of them?  I might be more compliant in their company, as it is I've grown a deaf ear to the mindless griping of these northern women...I bet if I was told in a nice southern drawl to go out in the garage and hammer my toes flat it might actually sound like a good idea...

 

[Predator Don]

I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered. 

I lived in the Deep South for nine years . I'm fluent in "Southern Woman" !

 

[AlanS]

I'm well versed in redneck, so I caught everything that was said. I do think they need a cajun version, though.

[John Florida]

It makes me melt when I get called "Sugah"

 A couple of them can call whatever they want.I'll answer to it.

[Libertas]

AP, check out 2:38.

Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 1

 

[AmericanPatriot]

Now, that's "sugah"